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The inner machinations of my mind have yet to be entirely explored.

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I love you, but you are not serious people.

11.03.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

global thermonuclear war of course

11.03.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please let's not donate millions of dollars to this unwinnable race people. There are other canidates that actually could use the money.

11.03.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That ainโ€™t snow. We got just a wee bit of hail in Chicago. #ilwx

10.03.2026 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fwiw the degens at r/wallstreetbets have figured this out it seems

10.03.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this only aggravates them more

10.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the maga armada 30 ft boat owners of the ozarks, your nation demands your service

10.03.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still completely fogged over here in Chicago

10.03.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iOS photo search, on the other hand, is Appleโ€™s single greatest AI achievement

10.03.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that show is very stupid and kinda objectively bad but I also want 10,000 more seasons

10.03.2026 04:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

flared base is so important

10.03.2026 04:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unlike our big beautiful president you do know that he's a fictional character so you've got that going for you

10.03.2026 02:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@jcmainego.bsky.social is up for grabs

10.03.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dunked on a congressional candidate so hard that they CREATED A BLUESKY ACCOUNT just to respond to me. Get on my level.

10.03.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

more like which openclaw

09.03.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŒฎ ^2

09.03.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is TACO-ing on the TACO-ing.

09.03.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there is only one choice for CEO: @jcsalterego.bsky.social

09.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I assume you are referring to Don McLean and his awful โ€œAmerican Pieโ€ song

09.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

beware the ides

09.03.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 62 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You donโ€™t need a house or a mortgage just a car payment and a gym membership.

09.03.2026 02:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

manifestation is so powerful

09.03.2026 02:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thatโ€™ll be $200

09.03.2026 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™re bringing back Jimmy Carter and weโ€™re bringing him back very strongly.

09.03.2026 02:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching Mad Max for a glimpse of the near future

09.03.2026 02:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and to think my landlord is begging me to get rid of the gas I am hoarding in the bathtubโ€ฆ looks like I am going to come out on top here

09.03.2026 01:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

or several regimes and a civil war

09.03.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This Phil Andrew guy better not have any sex scandals because the โ€œPhil-Andererโ€ attack ads write themselves.

08.03.2026 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Itโ€™s going to be like 60 degrees and sunny today in Chicago. The grass demands to be touched!

08.03.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so many Nintendo games are pro-landlord, really makes you think

08.03.2026 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0