I love you, but you are not serious people.
I love you, but you are not serious people.
global thermonuclear war of course
Please let's not donate millions of dollars to this unwinnable race people. There are other canidates that actually could use the money.
That ainโt snow. We got just a wee bit of hail in Chicago. #ilwx
fwiw the degens at r/wallstreetbets have figured this out it seems
this only aggravates them more
the maga armada 30 ft boat owners of the ozarks, your nation demands your service
Still completely fogged over here in Chicago
iOS photo search, on the other hand, is Appleโs single greatest AI achievement
that show is very stupid and kinda objectively bad but I also want 10,000 more seasons
flared base is so important
unlike our big beautiful president you do know that he's a fictional character so you've got that going for you
@jcmainego.bsky.social is up for grabs
Dunked on a congressional candidate so hard that they CREATED A BLUESKY ACCOUNT just to respond to me. Get on my level.
more like which openclaw
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He is TACO-ing on the TACO-ing.
there is only one choice for CEO: @jcsalterego.bsky.social
I assume you are referring to Don McLean and his awful โAmerican Pieโ song
beware the ides
You donโt need a house or a mortgage just a car payment and a gym membership.
manifestation is so powerful
thatโll be $200
Weโre bringing back Jimmy Carter and weโre bringing him back very strongly.
Watching Mad Max for a glimpse of the near future
and to think my landlord is begging me to get rid of the gas I am hoarding in the bathtubโฆ looks like I am going to come out on top here
or several regimes and a civil war
This Phil Andrew guy better not have any sex scandals because the โPhil-Andererโ attack ads write themselves.
Itโs going to be like 60 degrees and sunny today in Chicago. The grass demands to be touched!
so many Nintendo games are pro-landlord, really makes you think