Can I feel it too π
Can I feel it too π
Gay marriage is ultimately a contract with someone to shave your back forever
Okay well wait a minute king ππ
I just think that Darlene MITCHELL #dragrace
Wednesday drinks with my boyfraaaanz
Oh YOUR credit card is it π
if youβre single tbh itβs probably your fault because Iβm insufferable and booβd up
With my valentine @jotomami.bsky.social π
Picture of one shirtless man dancing in front of another only wearing a jockstrap. It says, βhappy valentine's day My husband will really be into you. @YesSirPartyβ
Happy Valentineβs Day bloomfies from @saderbrioli.bsky.social and I π₯°
Having a great dick day and fighting the temptation to send pics to everyone in my phone π«
Every gay must use their signature heart emoji react color π
Um coelho no joelho
A bee on a knee
I call middle!!
Brian see itβs true ahhhh
My whole brian is broken today jfc
Ok but what if we were having a drink/kissing instead π§
@jotomami.bsky.social literally pulled me out of bed this morning to force me to go to the gym π«
Medically in need of an overpriced espresso martini
Omg another one?!
Oh I forgot to tag: @clammio.bsky.social capricorns are the worstttt
Ok but being born in January is lowkey fucked up like I have to come up with another gift idea?!
How am I STILL sick π
Sicknapped earlier today so ofc Iβm now awake at 2:30am π
So sick but mostly sad that it means I have to reschedule my tattoo appointment π«π«π«
How long are you in SP?
Botanikafe is one of my fave breakfast/coffee spots! And then you can poke around Jardims.
Eximia is an increeeeedible cocktail bar
Empty locker room = obnoxious selfie time
No offense but damn diva
Where do people in DC get their tattoos?
So happy to be home right now π§π·
So exited to be home with bfs soon π
It must be sad to not be Brazilian