I liked it, but no part of me wants it to be a major award winner.
I liked it, but no part of me wants it to be a major award winner.
Joely Richardson and Academy Award Nominee Laurence Fishburne in a dirty and grim Alien-style spaceship, looking at something horrible with their surprisingly-intact eyes
Little Treat time on The Number One Movie in America! @seancollier.bsky.social got to pick a non-NOMIA and went with 1997's Event Horizon, a movie that has never previously been referred to as a treat of any size.
Also discussed: Scream 7 and The Bride!
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Today for Table Magazine, my occasionally hopeful and possibly accurate Oscar predictions!
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Right now for Table Magazine, let's talk about THE BRIDE!, a long overdue and way over-the-top spotlight on the classical Universal monster.
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Right now for Table Magazine, here's a (somewhat conflicted!) review of SCREAM 7!
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Same as everything β on release day. No critics screenings in Pittsburgh anymore, so have to plan to see everything last-minute.
I truly don't know what's going on here
It's a new episode of the pod! Come for "Finally Understanding the full shape of the Jumanji franchise," stay for "Robin avoids an unpleasant time while I pick a movie"!
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Going to the packed sneak preview of Stab from the beginning of Scream 2 could fix me
And maybe kill me but I'm willing to take that risk
This guy gets it!
Subjects include:
π€ Is all the multiverse shit a response to fascism or do we just have too many tabs open?
π«±π―οΈ "Wuthering Heights"
π³ My intense listening face
π John Cusack having a crush on Kahmeela
ππͺ Chainsaws
Ah yes, the newest Olympic sport: Running up slippery stairs, changing your shoes real fast and also a little skiing
Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
Excellent actor and the engine of my problematic fave Anomalisa.
I'm sensing you support Honus Wagner.
A good one to consider indeed!
Hmm ...
New episode of the pod! All your favorite Spider-People β the dinosaur, the cat, the horse and the rest β collide in the visually stunning SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE! Is it a masterpiece of cutting-edge animation ... or just half a movie?
Listen here: bit.ly/Spider-Horse
I'm now on the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame selection committee, which must be EXACTLY what my father feels like when he votes for the Baseball Hall of Fame. (With less consideration of PED use.)
I vowed that I wouldn't reveal any of my votes, so any gifs with this post are completely unrelated!
The Mysterious Dr. Gielgud surreptitiously removes Sean's heart. Presumably, she'll put it back.
Dangit, Dr. Gielgud, we don't have time for the got-your-heart trick!
THIS SUNDAY, we've got an absolute classiC at the Steel City Horror Show! Find out which '90s mAsterpiece we'll show β with a great guest iNtro, terror courtesy of Dr. Gielgud anD more maYhem!
Your hint: BEES! Link in comments!
Two ghostly pale Canadians are doing a campy dance (on ice skates) to a mash-up of RuPaul and Right Said Fred. They are judged on an incomprehensible, mathematical rubric. This airs in prime time on the same network that aired the Super Bowl 24 hours earlier.
The Olympics are the BEST.
When Kermit's face gets smashed so that his nose points down, it is somehow affirming β a symbol of endurance. But when Daffy Duck is injured and his beak flops above his eyes, it's chaotic and speaks to an uncontrollable world.
I should probably go to bed.
Okay there has to be supporting evidence somewhere... Unless I grew and changed as a person? Seems impossible
In a scene from West Side Story, Maria and Bernardo dance attractively.
It's a new episode of Number One Movie in America! Will we like WEST SIDE STORY? (Yes.) Will we impugn Tony's intelligence? (Yes.) Will @hitchdied.bsky.social continue to claim, without any supporting evidence, that she doesn't like musicals? (Yes.)
Listen here: bit.ly/KrupYou
Here's my first movie review for Table Magazine, as Sam Raimi gets back to his roots with SEND HELP! Plus updates on more movies, both in the cinema and at home, out this weekend!
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Sometimes it's just when I know I'll have three hours
Last four watched: West Side Story (five stars), Don't Torture a Duckling (four stars), Last Embrace (three stars) and No Name on the Bullet (three-and-a-half stars).
It's not Friday, I'm just very pleased with this weekend of movies.
Alert! Tomorrow's Steel City Horror Show officially POSTPONED due to presumptive snow! Also Dr. Gielgud stole my shovel, but that's unrelated!
This month's show will now happen on MONDAY, FEBRUARY 2!
Ah yes, the inevitability of observing this and thus guaranteeing a swift end