david lunch

what if jaws was about an annoying fish and everyone just kept swimming around the fish and drowning

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on

he loved his little guys that he made

*fire bombing tehran* this is actually because of jimmy carter, who's a MODEL, by the way

i think it's cool that he looks like, a guy that is probably gonna do some stuff. that's tv shows, they'll be fine

watching The Thing (1982) and it's crazy how wilford brimley was 26 years old when they made it

i love what y'all do but please stop platforming the grifters. carlson, MTG, candace owens, all bad faith actors looking for a new spin to save their own skin. let's amplify positive voices who actually care. there are more of them now than ever, and your support helps them

this record is so good i can't even put words to it

ok cool

Title credits for "invasion of the body snatchers" reading "donald sutherland in" with fucking cool outer space stuff

the three words every girls wants to hear

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

look i know it's the end of the world and shit but this is funny

"salò, or the 120 days of sodom": 1/5 you know it smell crazy in there

Dvd of invasion of the body snatchers that is totally badass and i spent too much money on it

my favorite video store re-opened today so i went shopping to escape the horrors. pick of the litter, imprint 4k of body snatchers. holographic slip is gorgeous, can't wait to see how good the movie looks

resign you fucking complicit coward

i don't make jokes about personal watercrafts. it's culturally insensitive

sometimes i wonder how it feels, every single joke just zipping over your head, like a tidal breeze. comforting, perhaps

love to wake up to world war 3

tweet by @nice_mustard being an adult is realizing that everybody has been a dumbass your whole life and they still are, also you are a dumbass, as well

thank you Ray, got it

aw you guys, i hate how true it is still lol

just need one of them to do a little bit better of a job, unclear whether they need to be more weird or less weird for that

i mean this one does do that pretty well, that's why half the movie is so boring. wait maybe it is a good adaptation lol

foh with newsom. abolish ICE. no compromise with fascism. he's less than worthless, stop giving him any air

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

i love del toro, last one of his i really liked was nightmare alley. pan's labyrinth is one of my favorite movies. but sometimes i just don't get what he's going for

1. pretty sure dobler is kidding 2. i was commenting about this one adaptation of the book and not every other one 3. irony setting on this website need like, a meter or something 4. my main point is i hoped it wouldn't suck but it sucks

the del toro frankenstein... idk man i do not understand it at all. i avoided it because i knew i'd feel this way. if you want to tell a totally different story just do that and call it something else, people have been doing that for like 200 years now

online is such a magical place