Chris Oquist

It's not what you all think. This is the Thiel/Yarvin plan in action. And the darkness of it far eclipses the poetic irony in it.

God why is farina so unreasonably good?

Nothing is that surprising anymore, but it is worth noting that this young person as well as the Christchurch shooter both cited absolute nightmare of a human being Candace Owens as a primary influence.

#nashville

Chicago I love you but I also have no idea why I *choose* to live in a city in which I have to dress like this to take my dog to the corner.

Alright music people who's going to #namm ?
It feels a bit weird though to take up a hotel room that could be used by someone displaced by the fires in LA. - is that a relevant concern in Anaheim?

Dark chocolate helps you lose weight by rewiring your brain to think chocolate is disgusting.

#fitness

I am so into killing #tiktok - and yet the first time I'm on the cover of the @chicagotribune.com it's because I swallowed my contempt for the platform to help my friend make a Tik Tok video 🤦🏽‍♂️🙈.

If the millions of users who left Twitter and came to Bluesky also made a best attempt at not buying everything from #amazon, we'd really be getting somewhere.

#bezos #activism

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons

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#healthinsurance #healthcare #usa

Pulling the last bits out after you're done would probably feel spectacularly satisfying.

Walking out of a grocery store without buying anything always makes me feel like I'm under suspicion of committing multiple felonies.

I love this bookstore. Edinburgh has such wonderful booksellers. Topping & Co. And McNaughtan's are both fantastic too (👋🏼 @spyglassart.bsky.social !!)

#books

Don't fret: given infinite timelines are branching every moment, we still have ample opportunities to hit (quantum) rock bottom!

Neighbor got a Buchla. Good start to the year.

#synth

Album cover if I've ever seen one...

We celebrate Orthodox HTDTCD. Got another week plus at least...

I'll see your Rolling Stones and raise you a "The Mississippi Delta was shining like a National guitar..."

#songwriting #music

Sub-bass rumble is the sonic equivalent of visible heat shimmer. I want to use it excessively but I'm afraid anyone with actual speakers will Luigi me after I destroy their gear.

Oh God don't give them any ammunition.

Wowwwwwwwwwww just floating in the vast ocean

Or a Polybrute 12. Just saying...

What in the ever-living fuck

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the only form of currency on #bluesky

Missed my goal of releasing this EP in 2024, which means I can safely spend the next 8,700 hours obsessing over every detail.

#music #synthsky

Their loss...

I think @slop.guru def

Fair. I agree with that too. Maybe I'm naive though but I think a reformed Nazi could also have a lot to say about why they became a Nazi, and how they eventually learned themselves out of it.

What about two monocles? But like, attached in the middle.

If you feel like alcoholics are "destroyed" persons by virtue of their disease, then your opinion makes sense. I would argue that calling them destroyed reveals a narrow definition of the human condition.