hell woods 👹

i also took a t break and now i’m scared to use my puffco

i’m alive
failed the bar exam
got mac demarco tickets for september 🧿
got sad and took out my septum ring for 3 days then realized it was pms and put it back in
having existential dread
at extreme metal night to cope

going outside at the bar to cry instead of smoking

to compensate i’m going to take 4 hot yoga classes this week

of course i fall asleep during my lunch hour and forget i have a therapy appointment and then my therapist isn’t checking her email because she’s taking off this week for mardi gras when i’m at peak seasonal depression

annoying man talking to a disgruntled girl at the club

how i feel when the finance bro starts rizzing me up at the dive while i’m playing eye tag with the hardcore listener in camo cargo shorts

balatro is so much and so addicting

oh fuck im about to party on you

turnstile is for the girlies 💓💓💓

is there a surgical transplant procedure for vibes

if u saw me and i didn’t say go birds back it’s bc i was post puffco and i have social anxiety

living in philly during another super bowl win is amazing, but i’m also very afraid of crowds so i left the house at 2:30 to take a walk to callowhill and got overwhelmed and just came back to have food at the bar across from my apartment lmao

got ghosted again so understandably i bought a puffco

okay apparently parade is on friday so we gucci

kendrick at the super bowl with japanese onomatopoeia like he’s in an anime battle

The Philadelphia Eagles have won the 2025 #SuperBowl, defeating the Chiefs.

i don’t know why i scheduled my fillings for 8:30 on monday that was so dumb

i just realized i have to make it through the eagles parade after my dentist appointment tomorrow morning :0 #gobirds

go birbs

you see me and i thank you for that

"BRAT SUMMER!!!!!" she screams in her sweatpants, crushing Oreo Thins on top of vanilla ice cream

my type is male hipsters with no jobs and women in recreational sports leagues i’m so sorry

if the birds win tomorrow i’m getting a pack of american spirits

imagine how incredible the puns will be at the dad orgy

refreshing my corporations knowledge by reading the teddy fresh lawsuit complaint

jason is the superior kelce

slice of pizza and pizza crust remnants from another slice

having pizza before it’s outlawed

guys, i'm kinda addicted to balatro... i did not expect this