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Brett Nicholson

@aggiebrett

Screenwriter of rambunctious eloquence. Sometimes comedy, sometimes dramatic. I was a Nicholl Finalist yet remain bitter and sarcastic. Love movies, beer, music, tacos, and floating in a Texas river. SCRIPTS: https://www.networkisa.org/profile/aggiebrett

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I'm still sore and achy from yesterdays construction contortion nonsense.

11.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah. I’m not going back til they seriously change their ways.

11.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

11.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 7682 πŸ” 1880 πŸ’¬ 335 πŸ“Œ 656
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 11273 πŸ” 2986 πŸ’¬ 124 πŸ“Œ 221

Trudge trudge trudge.

11.03.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why?

(genuine question)

11.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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An open letter to Grammarly and other plagiarists, thieves and slop merchants To everyone at Grammarly, I am writing a book right now, a really challenging endeavor that no doubt someone in Silicon Valley will think it’s fine to steal the day it’s published. I’ve been a profes...

I finally lost my shit about so-called AIs, LLMs, enshittification & everything fucking evil that @officialgrammarly.bsky.social is doing. I'm fucking furious, and not just about what 1 company has done. An open letter to Grammarly & the rest of the LLM hype machine www.moryan.com/an-open-lett...

11.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 3498 πŸ” 1387 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 206
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The Void Would Very Much Like You to Stop Screaming Into It Hey. It’s me. The Void. We need to talk. I know I don’t usually say anything. I know this is usually a one-way street, and you’re used to that. You...

"So, I’m asking you, as someone who loves youβ€”stop it. Stop the screaming. Be proactive about your life. Go do something about it."

11.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5

Frustration can be, like, so frustrating, ya know, man?

11.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today seems a "Brett rails all day at multiple insults and annoyances re: AI".

11.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

After spending the post-work afternoon contorted under/inside the bathroom cabinets in order to pull two faucets, I’m glad we have both a hot tub in the back and a bottle of vodka in the freezer.

Time to recuperate.

11.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Manly WarMaxxing Ships Of Death and Boom

10.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You can judge a family by the company it keeps.

10.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 5738 πŸ” 2520 πŸ’¬ 430 πŸ“Œ 148

PS: BWAHAHAHAHA!!

10.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

XTC!?!

SENSES WORKING OVERTIME!?!

Lunch extended another 4 minutes.

10.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

MY DAY HAS DAWNED!

10.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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MACK THE KNIFE starts as I’m about to leave the burger joint so now I’m am not leaving the burger joint for a few more minutes yet.

10.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Got a (very overdue) haircut and laughed that the cutter kept throwing gobs of someone else’s silver gray hair over my shoulders into my lap.

Not fooling me. #OLD

10.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was at NASA.

Minutes before I’d impressed an Air Force captain with my skill at throwing a basketball while on my knees.

It was a full day.

10.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The workplace is all a-titter because senior corporate leadership is in town in the company jet.

I am somewhat less excited.

10.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Resist generative AI at every possible opportunity.

10.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Secret Service pulled guns on me cuz I fell off a paint can.

(They didn’t aim, but at least three pistols came into view.)

10.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Equal chance? I want it skewed in my favor.

10.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus. Save some for the rest of us.

10.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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On Friday, Trump held an event at the White House, carefully avoiding the war with Iran, the surge in gas prices, the stock market’s free fall, and a disastrous jobs report. Better to shine than to govern, for this mentally il and pathological liars!

#ProudBlue #DV1

09.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3
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Grammarly will keep using authors’ identities without permission unless they opt-out expertoptout@superhuman.com.

β€œNow, Grammarly has finally addressed the backlash β€” but not by apologizing, and not by walking the feature back. For now, it will graciously give us the chance to opt-out of something we didn’t know it was doing to begin with.”

10.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 671 πŸ” 350 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 138

You know the best way to kill AI? Don't use it. Don't buy it. Don't share it. Don't give the people who use it your labour or your money.

10.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 1910 πŸ” 628 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 25

I can already taste today’s soul sucking annoyance.

10.03.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0