Netrunner card Jack 'n' Joe Prep Draw three cards. "There's too much blood in my caffeine system."
I opened a Netrunner pack today and pulled Jack 'n Joe. 0 mana sorcery speed Ancestral Recall into the Party Box!
Party Box boosties. The Chaos packs are approximately half Magic, half other games left over from previous pack openings.
Other games currently include Lorcana, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Knights & Summons, Shadowfist, and the 90s Netrunner TCG
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Dominican Republic -- dancing, hugging, whomping baseballs
Italy -- chugging espresso, kissing, whomping baseballs
United States -- gritting teeth, thinking about the troops, leaving runners in scoring position
when Great Britain is having way more fun than you, buddy you are doing it wrong
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In honor of pi day today, I will also be endlessly irrational until further notice.
Just a big fyi.
Can we go *one* global sporting event without the Team USA men acting like fuckin chuds having asshats come into their locker room/clubhouse?
The full quote goes even harder
"You know, I pray for everybody. I really do. Except for landlords. I always seem to forget them in my prayers."
objection your honor, my client is being brutally owned online
Nigeria/Galatasaray forward Victor Oshimen: โI pray for everybody. I really do. Except for landlordsโ https://www.thecable.ng/osimhen-landlord-once-disconnected-my-familys-electricity-removed-roof-over-unpaid-bills/
New favorite player just dropped
It does not specify the family's size. Checks out
Final Fantasy X-2 had a profound influence on my gender expression.
It's so cool to keep getting more and more gouged for electricity because of AI bullshit
The only tax policy that Democrats should be talking about is that people making a whole lot more money should be paying a whole fucking lot more taxes. That's the argument. Stop this desperate tax-cutting bullshit.
What about crispy low fives?
If the government really is worried about Iranian sleeper cells, then it was probably a mistake to systematically reorient the majority of US counterterror resources toward arresting immigrant grandmothers and five-year-olds in bunny hats
screenshot of press release from four nations with their logos: Tlaโamin Nation; Homalco Nation; K'รณmoks Nation; Klahoose Nation. March 11, 2026 Chiefs from four First Nations communities are urging the public to please approach Aaron Gunn with no caution whatsoever. He is completely harmless, though momentarily unsettled by the alarming possibility that someone might acknowledge the land before a meeting. Yesterday on social media, the MP appeared to crash out and demand to speak to the manager of land acknowledgements, a position that observers confirm does not exist. Chiefs whose territories make up the riding had two words for the MP - Chillax, Bud. Land acknowledgements have never seized private property, cancelled a mortgage, repossessed a pickup truck, or altered a single title deed anywhere in Canada. They are simply people recognizing the history of the place where they are standing. No one is going anywhere. Canada will survive the brief moment of honesty. Until then, Chiefs across the region continue to reassure the public that land acknowledgements have not, to date, resulted in any land back. Hegus John Hackett, Tlaโamin Nation Chief Darren Blaney, Homalco Nation Chief Nicole Rempel, K'รณmoks Nation Chief Kevin Peacey, Klahoose Nation
Posted by the Tlaโamin Nation on Facebook. This is epic.
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๐๐ค๐๐๐ก ๐พ๐๐๐๐๐จ ๐ง๐๐๐จ๐จ๐ช๐ง๐ ๐ผ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฃ ๐๐ช๐ฃ๐ฃ: โ๐พ๐๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ญ, ๐๐ช๐.โ
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To be dumb and sincere about The Woke Ginger for a sec, this is why capitalism is incompatible with democracy. When the ruling class can pay โinfluencersโ to affect elections- supposedly how weโre supposed to check their power- itโs a feedback loop that gets them more and more power
a 2028 campaign ad where the average american voter is represented as the guy from memento but all the tattoos are like โevery republican president destroys the economy and starts a war in the middle eastโ or โtrump was president during covidโ
I love the "could this be a solution" post because it's a perfect example of Founder brain. You have to be a special kind of stupid to imagine that you are the first person to come up with the idea of driving around the Strait of Hormuz. It's being so dumb that you think everyone else is even dumber
Like I can play a game with someone literally halfway around the world, and I have met several of those people in meatspace a this point.
The LINE MUST GO UP crowd needs to be evicted from these spaces
So much this. Technology CAN be amazing, but it's consistently being used by the most evil people to oppress the best and most creative.
Holy shit that Brainstorm!
"Another One Bites the Dust" was used in a study to train medical professionals to provide the correct number of chest compressions per minute while performing CPR. The bassline has close to 110 beats per minute, and 100โ120 chest compressions per minute are recommended by the British Heart Foundation, and endorsed by the Resuscitation Council (UK). A study evaluating CPR chest compression rates in veterinarians and registered veterinary nurses found that Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust" helped improve the accuracy of compression rates. When used as an auditory aid, the song resulted in a significantly higher number of participants achieving the correct rate of 100โ120 compressions per minute, outperforming other aids like the Bee Gees' "Stayin' Alive". However, the content of the lyrics was not considered "quite as appropriate".
I am only being mildly productive, but I also found a very funny fact to share with all of you
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Photo shows young white woman in a white tan top with from the river to the sea in black all caps text. Sheโs flanked by security or police Text of X screenshot: An 18-year-old woman in Queensland faces two years in jail for wearing a shirt that says "from the river to the sea." In Australia, you can bankroll mass murder and sleep fine. But wear a shirt that says "from the river to the sea"?Two years in prison.
I was told that a bombing campaign is needed to free her from a fascist government that controls what women can wear.
A lot of discussion right now about How To Fix All This and one of my ideas is the Toddler New Deal. Policies based on stuff like "Clean up after yourself" and "You have to share with the other kids"
My big takeaway is that network TV is mostly copaganda
Friendly reminder there are over 300 million people in this country. Hit shows got more than 3x these numbers in the 90s. Even more in the 70s. Someone watching tv in real time in 2026 (and is willing to tell the Nielsens) is not the โAverage Americanโ anymore than someone answering their landline.
Actually itโs just me going on and on about my fantasy league draft as the trapped players have to nod politely.
