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Zach

@coffeezach

“Its not pass or fail, but a poisonous progression Try to micro-dose to immunity, but you’ll never, ever get it”

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Latest posts by Zach @coffeezach

they are heathens… let the fox enjoy his paws 🐾

11.03.2026 17:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A large, smug vivi staring down at a puny Zach between my toes

A large, smug vivi staring down at a puny Zach between my toes

Imagine being so small your own Pokemon can tease you…….featuring a cute pawtoy @coffeezach.bsky.social

Amazing comm done by @/sparkythechu.bsky.social

Gifted to me by said bug :3

10.03.2026 17:43 👍 209 🔁 23 💬 4 📌 0
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The spring breeze feels so nice. Listening to some tunes and enjoying a nice walk its unfortunate I didn't notice the tiny @nwnzach.bsky.social under my paw. At least they get to enjoy this walk with me now!

Art by the amazing @ fur590 on twitter.

#Micro #Macro #MicroMay #Paws

08.05.2025 16:18 👍 111 🔁 29 💬 0 📌 0
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Paw art for @vivithevee.bsky.social
..probably the best paws..

#Paws #Macro #Micro #Size

10.03.2026 10:55 👍 67 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0
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Looks like Macro March caught up with me...

09.03.2026 22:33 👍 360 🔁 94 💬 7 📌 0

femboy fox.....

09.03.2026 22:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Looks like @natfox.bsky.social finally met his match.
When your significant other is smaller than a speck it's easy to lose track of them.

04.11.2024 22:19 👍 391 🔁 97 💬 6 📌 0
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Pic repost, big woof boy is dangerous...
@/DrunkArcher's Sizetober2024 prompt:
Day 12: Role reversal
ft. @nwnzach.bsky.social /
@natfox.bsky.social
I must've spiked the wrong drinks...

27.01.2025 22:14 👍 307 🔁 73 💬 2 📌 2
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Another repost! Keeping clones of your favorite micros is such a mood (with the real one mixed in)
@/DrunkArcher's Sizetober2024 prompt:
Day 9: Clone
ft. @afterduskyglow.bsky.social /
@natfox.bsky.social
Maxie please pick up your phone I left my box of Nats there, at least save some for me!

28.01.2025 21:38 👍 188 🔁 30 💬 1 📌 0
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Art for @coffeezach.bsky.social
I have been too Paw Brained today..

#Paws #Macro #Micro #Size

08.03.2026 22:14 👍 41 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

this only gets more true as insecure children I've never even met like scoop & his creepy vrxp friends blocking and unblocking me repeatedly out themselves as even more obsessive than I am
Somehow blocking make me mentally ill but their drive-by threats in my friend's dms are totally sane and normal

08.03.2026 14:57 👍 20 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0
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He might not be an actual chemist, does not mean he doesn’t know how to alter existing formulas to create his own little serums.. Especially when it involves messing with friends~

Seems like @notfairest.bsky.social loves it 💞

Another art piece I got from @zwiebelprinz.bsky.social~

07.03.2026 18:24 👍 73 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0
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I think you forfeit the right to call anyone paranoid or delusional when your first instinct is to go call an artist with twice my follower count who disagrees with you as my alt, "literally nat under a different name"

Then you pretend to be a victim after pushback? Jay's not gonna fuck you, dude

06.03.2026 21:18 👍 68 🔁 13 💬 6 📌 0

I'm done with it, you've proven my point, it is unhealthy. Every one of you getting on the hate train just because of this post really tells me you're looking for blood and you don't care who it comes from. Get over it and move on

06.03.2026 20:51 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0
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Reminder that he said this to me when I called out Kana.

Guess who has been sucking her dick this entire time

06.03.2026 19:48 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You wanna come over here and act like none of the things we have said isn’t actively happening in the background? Congratulations! You fall into the 90% of people lack the ability to think critically simply because your dick is hard for someone who is an actual ass.

Enjoy your delusional world lmao

06.03.2026 19:42 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Blocking and running into someone’s dms to “complain” about their BOYFRIEND, is considered harassment, lol.

Trying to garner and mock Nat publicly is considered harassment.

Trying to defend and deflect the fact you are actually wrong and stupid is called paranoia.

Need more examples?

06.03.2026 19:40 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

The main issue of it all is that nat and zach exist in a bubble of enablers thinking up hate fantasies about people completely unrelated to their past dramas simply because they share a space with someone who didn't want to deal with their shit. That is delusional. That is paranoia, and harassment.

06.03.2026 19:16 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

So if you’re going to make vague post about how “obsessive” and “delusional” Nat is, might as well say the same shit to those same people who are feeding you the stupid bullshit their spewing lmao.

But hey, just my two cents since, ya know! Jay will eventually drop you over this :)

06.03.2026 17:47 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Hey!!! Former friend of JayJayCholo, and I really want to say: You’re a fucking idiot! The fact you are acting as if it’s something that should blow over already since it happened years ago is the same sentiment everyone in that group had.

And fun fact, the person’s dick you’re sick did the same!!

06.03.2026 17:45 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

so let me get this straight:
- you preemptively block me
- flag down my boyfriend to warn him about my "delusional self destructive crusade"
- unblock me after he tells you I'm not crazy
- shrug, give a passive "if you say so" and make a hypocritical vague post about me

You're an idiot and a tool.

06.03.2026 14:46 👍 19 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 1

they didn't even know we were dating, they slid into his DMs with a snide (paraphrased) "hey maybe it's not a good idea to encourage your self destructive delusional friend"

the most my bf ever did was like my posts until that, so yeah scoop was just fishing to manipulate on behalf of his masters

06.03.2026 16:13 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

that one..

06.03.2026 05:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ll avenge my fallen comrades…

06.03.2026 00:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I always wanted to try the growth drive thingy for macro march ^^ cmon lets see how huge i can get~
You can donate in my kofi, highest donator will appear as same size or less (in case he wants to be a micro)
I will calculate the results after 3 days :3
#sizesky #macromarch #paws

05.03.2026 14:14 👍 153 🔁 47 💬 1 📌 0

Do it!!!

04.03.2026 15:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You and what army

04.03.2026 15:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Despite the amount of times I tease this vee with being tiny at my paws..

I must admit that I’ve been a day 1 big Zee supporter and will do anything to be at his hindpaws

Lovely art by @zwiebelprinz.bsky.social~

Vee is @zeevee.bsky.social 💞

04.03.2026 14:02 👍 91 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 0

Oh i love this cute dork…

03.03.2026 23:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sometimes I gotta stop and enjoy the big things in life, like my friends!!! ...and their paws..

Art featuring: @coffeezach.bsky.social
Commissioned from: @zwiebelprinz.bsky.social (thank you a ton!!)

#Macro #Micro #Paws

03.03.2026 16:52 👍 99 🔁 24 💬 0 📌 0