Costco is the kind of partner who always shows up at the airport with a bouquet in hand. They love you, they take care of you, they know you'll make a mistake and they'll help you fix it up
@shebatty.bsky.social I thought you so quickly when I saw this
This isn't a 'I dont want to play the game' issue this a disability request for everyone with bad arms
Blizzard I am begging you to release static & dynamic side by side every expansion my wrists hurts I am tired & static flying helps me so so so so soooo much
Costco, baby, thank you for the years of free tire patches. Your tire rotations and balances are a blessing. The access to free inflation is a joy.
You have clean bathrooms, and never mind if I hang out on the couch inside and people watch while I wait for my repairs.
I am in a serious long term relationship with costco.
You may love costco in passing, perhaps, for their pizza or hotdogs. You may own the viral sweater for the laugh, even
Both are a fool's affections.
True love is where the heart lies: The tire services
Costco, Baby. You've been so good to me through the years.
🥴 Secret third option:
Have to get the big sheet, strip it down, and then add a few wasabi dabs to glue them together.
I dare you to make a single masubi with it, cut lengthwise
It was sooooo good I regret not having more of it frankly
Every time I went to sushi the rolls were TOO BIG for my tiny little mouth
Man I told my partners I wanted to go back today just to eat more fish
I tucked my husband into bed and then my boyfriend tucked me into bed
escapism coping works again motherfuckers
My recent period dialed my anxiety's internal dialogue up to like 11 so I have been rotating Blurbo storylines like rocks in my head all week as a logical and healthy distraction
A kid just yelled "OH MY GOD" at the park in such a cadence I definitely got up from pissing to look too
I cannot wait to sleep on the plane I am literally fighting off sleeping on my feet
Good news! The Jason Fox High Stakes D20 is back in stock at store.foxtrot.com!
My battery bank AND my hand held vaccum are literally just gone I cannot find them???
I just left my battery on my pillow too I feel fucking insane I have repacked & turned the room over what the fuck
This has some real "what did you just say to me???" Energy LMAOOO
@sprocketisafurry.bsky.social drew me on the side-saddle pisser I discovered at the sushi joint near the con lmao
I bought too much weed in Canada and now I have to make sure I smoke it all before I leave in 24 hours oh no
Lmfaooooo it's so good thank you
I give you: gremlin mode
Oh my fucking god can you please quote reblog my post I need to be able to show someone both of these images at ONCE this is so fucking funny
Wheezing in giggles
@rendoas.com I'm calling you here pssspssspssspsss come put your nonbinary Voice Acting experience + casual gamer troll moans to good use babe
I love pissing side saddle
I saw this place and immediately thought of you, @malytwotails.com
THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN!!!;
I was so busy I'm not sure if my emails expressed how absolutely enthralled and overjoyed I am to find a style that perfectly suited us!!!!
Also I find your storytelling that works in consent & safety so healing
