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Pluto Shits on the Universe Today, I broke your solar system. I chaos like a motherfucker. Fuck your moon. Fuck your solar system. Fuck your time. Chaos like a motherfucker. Fuck…

www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazi...

11.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s whole different magazine.

11.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
My car was still where I'd left it that morning, before going into the Purely Parisian Thrills office. The windscreen was festooned with tickets, but so what? It would collect a few more between now and midnight. I got in and started up.

My car was still where I'd left it that morning, before going into the Purely Parisian Thrills office. The windscreen was festooned with tickets, but so what? It would collect a few more between now and midnight. I got in and started up.

The Tell-Tale Body on the Plaine Monceau by LΓ©o Malet.

11.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

-Are you going to Danceteria tonight?
-I’m going to A Danceteria.

11.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Writing a short story vs submitting a short story

11.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gregory Peck as Ahab.

Gregory Peck as Ahab.

Gregory Peck as Ahab.

Gregory Peck as Ahab.

My face when a Conservative crosses the floor vs my face when an NDP crosses the floor.

11.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Hot dog stand at Granville and Georgia.

Hot dog stand at Granville and Georgia.

All night I thought I heard her calling my name
Woke up I must have been dreaming again

sonsoffreedom.ca

11.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Billy Goats Gruff but cats basking in the sun.

10.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BC and the @cityofvancouver.bsky.social have been working together on a commitment to better housing options as we work to replace Single Room Occupancy sites in the Granville Entertainment District.

#vanpoli 🧡 /1

10.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

In the 80s, Kilowog was an openly socialist biologist (who went to Nicaragua after a bad experience with Gorbachev!) and John Stewart was an architect who liked the music of Barbra Streisand. By 2006, they were both military and that’s all.

10.03.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Your move, Manitoba.

10.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Fellowship represents all the people of Middle Earth: men, elves, dwarves, and hobbits.

10.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

10.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
John Cale / Sabotage Live (1979)
John Cale / Sabotage Live (1979) YouTube video by yosh95

hbd JC (top ten live album) youtu.be/96qgSQnw9YM?...

10.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Minors who use drugs will have to overdose alone

09.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine a world where everyone saw a disaster coming and no one did anything to stop it. Now add pigs.

10.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Slusser lived in the blank-white-walled apartment by herself for her first two days in San Jose. She experienced her first up-close exposure to a homeless man, and witnessed a convention of cosplayers wearing animals costumes, called "furries."

Slusser lived in the blank-white-walled apartment by herself for her first two days in San Jose. She experienced her first up-close exposure to a homeless man, and witnessed a convention of cosplayers wearing animals costumes, called "furries."

jfc this whole story is β€œshe was the best roommate and earned my deepest trust until I found out she was trans and I became a deranged activist.”

10.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stallone’s agent keeping close eye on rumours that Schwarzenegger will star in Stop! Or by Crom I’ll Shoot!

10.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Poetry in Transit, Dina Del Bucchia.

Poetry in Transit, Dina Del Bucchia.

I’m on the Del Bucchia bus!

10.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday Ornette

09.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A page of Kyle Baker’s Justice League backup comic strip from Justice League America no. 50.

A page of Kyle Baker’s Justice League backup comic strip from Justice League America no. 50.

In an alternate dimension, Kyle Baker did 136 issues of a Justice League Editorial Meetings series and it sold like nothing ever before and turned Andrew Helfer, Keith Giffen & J.M. DeMatteis into licensed merch icons.

09.03.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York
Guggenheim UBS MAP Purchase Fund, 2014

Β© Marta MinujΓ­n

Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York Guggenheim UBS MAP Purchase Fund, 2014 Β© Marta MinujΓ­n

Statue of Liberty Covered in Hamburgers by Marta MinujΓ­n, 1979
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137655

09.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Jean-Patrick Manchette’s other son.

09.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Carmine Infantino could put together a cover.

09.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In general, media people are a bad fit for public office but this is a big exception.

09.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wanna see what’s under that guy’s shaggy moustache. There’s a non-zero chance he has a smaller moustache hidden under there.

09.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Sign in trees says CAUTION
COYOTE IN AREA

Sign in trees says CAUTION COYOTE IN AREA

Cast the first stone

09.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy International Women's Day! Go watch a movie directed by a woman like:

TITANE, RAW - Julia Ducournau
LUCKY, 12 HOUR SHIFT - Brea Grant
A GIRL WALKS HOME ALONE AT NIGHT - Ana Lily Amirpour
THE SUBSTANCE - Coralie Fargeat
TIGERS ARE NOT AFRAID - Issa LΓ³pez
SLASH/BACK - Nyla Innuksuk

#filmsky

08.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

It’s a nice little movie! Mostly holds up. Great stuff at Queen Elizabeth Park. Remember when they made movies about regular people (who could fly)?

08.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0