Kakairo

Don't forget helping them sexually harass their classmates!

Illinoisans:

Dick Durbin's office numbers:
202-224-2152 (DC)
217-492-4062 (Springfield)

Tammy Duckworth's office numbers:
(202) 224-2854 (DC)
(217) 528-6124 (Springfield)

Not one more cent to this government until ICE is defunded. No excuses.

Picture of a white Bichon Frise in a rainbow sweater.

Picture of a white Bichon Frise in a rainbow sweater.

Picture of a white Bichon Frise in a rainbow sweater.

How did I become a dog person? It's all for this goofball, Cooper!

You want him to give up the middle aged lesbian butch look?

Random weirdness, BlueSky thinks you're posting in Japanese despite obviously not.

Same with bus drivers. I wasn't interested in trash collectors, but I wanted to be a bus driver until I was like 8!

Ha! No.

Are you giving everyone in the country AR glasses to scan the code? It's hard to get your phone out of your pocket when the Gestapo is grabbing your arm.

Keep impeaching! Get down to someone who will act as a caretaker president, rubber stamping the bills that Congress passes and not issuing any executive orders unless there is a real emergency.

Being such a shithead that even People magazine calls you "disgraced" is a feat.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Ice Nine Kills really need to change their name.

Glad we don't drink Jack. Gotta boycott their other brands: Old Forester, Woodford Reserve, Korbel, and Chambord.

Best looking cartridge-based home system!

I prefer it cold, you gotta really plan ahead and get that in the fridge for a few hours.

So sexy it hurts!

Fierce!

Happy New Year! 🎊

Can't I just fascinate a lady with a slice of cheese instead?

Eh, doesn't have to be weird.

Our family copy of the first Addams Family movie was from an earlier version of this promotion! It had the Golden Arches in place of a barcode.

Point/Counterpoint: No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?

The Onion, 23 years ago.

theonion.com/no-blood-for...

Their current AI integration makes sense to me: totally optional, AI platform agnostic. Sure, there's a button I'll never press on purpose, but even that is hidden behind a menu. Who needs anything more than that?

this is how i'm posting from now on.

I didn't know Jucika was poly!

Hawk tu ah

Love me an asymmetric grille!

The McDonaldland hat is a poor substitute for a Burger King crown.

And small! Smarts are small!

The end of history, they said.