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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer)

@peterjwagner3

Computational Paleobiologist, Lord of Chaos & Entropy, Cubs Fan, Estranged Lover of 🐌 & self-proclaimed Bilbo Baggins of Paleontology. Opinions & sarcasm mine & mine alone, but model-based. I block apologists for the South, MAGA, etc. He/Him.

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I need a catropod…

12.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am also keen on feeding starving musicians, albeit via other means. (I’m kind of bony and, well, old, too…)

12.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They were never more than passing acquaintances.

12.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would donate a limb to music.

12.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It looks like Pippin after he stole Aragorn’s boots…

11.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the only things more American than baseball is idiocy!

11.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Two of the USA’s favorite pastimes combined!

11.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In homeopathic medicine?

11.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Nigel Farage thinks that it’s a bad idea, then it’s either a good idea or a stupendously awful idea. Hmmm, I wonder which this one is… 🧐

10.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When we were on safari in South Africa & our guide asked us what we wanted to see, I said β€œan aardwolf!” He did a double take and told me that I was the first person to make that request in all the time he’d been doing this. Sadly, he noted that they also were rarely seen… ☹️

10.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there anything they can’t do?

10.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes fruit really does hang low?

10.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good thing that Wall Street has next to zero memory....

09.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But…. But…. Who is thinking of the Shareholders?!?!!

(Seriously, you’d think that Fox would be…)

09.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, the majority of Congress would happily buy guns for their clearly disturbed teens, so...

09.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What mathoms do you have?

07.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And, yeah: the corporations put their thumbs on the scales of all of the elections in 2024. They lost the Tories in the UK, but they got replaced more liberal governments with more conservative ones almost everywhere else. It really is becoming like a dystopian SciFi plot.

07.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe I am suffering from β€œthe grass is always greener” syndrome, but it does seem that we on the left imitate the Liberation & Front & People & Judea Monty Python sketch much more often than does the right. They seem to be pretty adept at uniting behind the β€œLesser Good” come November.

07.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

… probably affected only one swing state (Michigan).

07.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How many more votes would she have lost? The idea that the Israelis are the bad guys started to become β€œpopular” only after the election. And I wouldn’t be surprised if that is still a minority view in most of the few swingstates that actually affect the election.

That said, β€œthose voters”…

07.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œVietnam: this time we win” films probably played a role in the big rightward shift for people born in the β€˜60s.

That said, SNL did a great parody with the Norris-Stallone teamup β€œDie, Commie, Die.”

07.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alternatively, the cards were β€œwoke.”

06.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why did Edward Murphy never get the Nobel Prize?

03.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very nice!

I confess, I use my own scripts for printing trees: but I have a very paleo focus to what I want illustrated. Still, I’ve used FigTree when teaching and I’ll probably use PearTree in the future.

01.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I look forward to the first partridge phylogeny rendered in PearTree.

01.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This likely explains why he got a majority positive reactions from the people who saw it: the audience was even more nonrandomly drawn from supporters than usual.

26.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cambrian Forever!

26.02.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0