Billy David

🎶 I’ll t-t-take you to meet Barbara Eden 🎶

#Mayhem

And take the letter with you when you left the room. 🤣

It’s just how he says it, which is worse than the fact that people say “the ick” at all. Haven’t seen that in Netflix.

The eek.

The look of sheer confusion when the question was asked…

Every time I see them, I wonder who they are. 🤣

I hope so!

Gold! 🤣🤣🤣

HAHAHAHA! They’re terrible.

I love that they’ve left in all his commentary about how he doesn’t want it aired… for *her* sake, of course.

No awards for that acting.

That’s what I just said! Shut the fuck up, Tim!

Imogen Shitload?

I got a text today to say they attempted delivery and no one was home, so it’s gone to the post office. My husband and I have been home all day.

🤤

And he just said he gets six turns since he heard me have six when he was in the shower. 😐

Lana Del Rey.

You know @jacobjay.bsky.social is drunk when he comes comes downstairs and says “oh yay, we’re doing karaoke” when he sees the microphone on the couch.

He does not karaoke.

once a week I think where the hell is the update on the mushroom murders

Once I nearly had a heart attack because I saw a spider on me in my peripheral vision. It was my armpit hair.

Anyone down to reskeet the last song that was playing on your phone?

Was that you the whole time?

Let’s go, girl!

Damn!

Sorry to hear this, but glad it’s not ugly.

Following this discussion. 👀

I managed a hotel in Idaho years ago and the head office required 10 people to be randomly drug tested each month. 🙄

Boiling hot bath with epsom salt witchcraft for my neck, my back, etc etc.

Accurate.