“You don’t have to do anything – just lie there and get filled up with my cum.”
NEW #AudioPorn
This one is possibly the most meta thing I have written about #consent.
It is also very hot, fyi.
I have now scheduled all the #AudioPorn on Patreon until MAY.
That means if I die tomorrow, my ghost will continue pumping porn into your ears until well after Easter.
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You will know you’re ready to date when you can accept rejection with a shrug and say ‘your loss!’
This time last year, part 2 of my test #date with a blog reader...
Compromise: keep Churchill on the notes but it's the dog version from the advert
A cat waiting for his order in Istanbul 😂
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How Do I Meet New People Without Pretending To Be Someone I'm Not?
Now live on Patreon: I answer the most common question I get – what is the magic spell that will get me the life I want without having to make uncomfortable changes?
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Fucking hell. Respect.
There is no funnier train station sign than "Cambridge home of Anglia Ruskin University". Everytime I see it I'm impressed all over again at the level of trolling.
Jesus, amazing, how heavy is that?
This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.
A pair of naked people dancing - the man in pink and the woman in yellow. The yellow woman is thrown back in a dramatic pose, by the man who is smiling and watching her. Behind each figure is a shadow figure - a pink woman behind the yellow man, laughing as she directs his movements. And a pink man behind the yellow woman, throwing his head back even further in pleasure.
NEW blog. I had a ball writing this one. Body swap fantasy!
“If I had your dick and you had my cunt, here's how I would go about fucking you.”
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How COOL is @stuartcb.bsky.social’s art for this? It’s such a clever, playful way to illustrate the concept 😍
"I give him gleeful smirks and looks that sparkle with confidence - a power he desperately wants to topple."
Patreons! Brand NEW #AudioPorn by NymphoStimToy just went up today - I am so over the moon that she's joined the audio project!
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This time last year the universe was playing fun games and giving me prizes.
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It is very common indeed. I just don’t think I often encounter men who would be so brazen and oblivious in bragging about it to a woman.
OMG YES. Read it! Enjoy!! ❤️❤️❤️
It stuck with me. Anyway. These things rub me up the wrong way. Some people legitimately need help with planning and organisation. But resigning your adulthood to your wife because admin bores you feels so grim.
The casual way he was talking about his wife’s efforts, the jokes about how she was pleased to get him out of the house, and the nudge-nudge-wink-wink of it all, like me and him were gonna smile together about his wife having to book his own travel and hotel for him like he was a child or a prince…
I doubled down: that must be so awful for you, to not be able to book your own accommodation.
He assured me that he could, he just didn’t want to.
Like, I get it, some people have this sort of arrangement in their relationships. But.
My filter had disappeared, so I just went ‘oh wow, I’m so sorry, that must have been so embarrassing for you.‘
He didn’t get it. In fact, he explained to me that women generally ARE better at that sort of thing so it’s best to leave us to it.
He was proud of his insight.
So… he couldn’t book his own hotel room?
Why?
He just doesn’t really like that sort of thing. His wife likes organising things.
Even accommodation for an event she isn’t at?
Yep.
Now. It’s possible there was a legit reason for this. But at this point I was tired of men talking at me.
One of the things he tried to bond with me over was how hard it was for him to check into the hotel.
He had to have some back and forth with them because he wasn’t sure what name the room was booked under.
Because he goes by his middle name, not his first name, and his wife had booked the room.
I was trying very hard to spot my friends in the bar crowd so I could return to them, but I’d been collared by a dude who wanted to chat. He seemed nice enough so we had a natter.
I’ll treat myself, for #InternationalWomensDay.
Story: I went to an event recently which was v dominated by men. I spent some lovely time with my friends, many of whom are men and are very nice. But quite a lot of the men at this event were keen on talking AT me, and by Sunday I was exhausted.
Why does your wife need to keep track of your chores?
“So you’re saying if I’m randomly horny, I need to tell you so you can stay close"
This week's fab NEW guest blog is an extract from @craft-witch.bsky.social's latest book! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/demon-r...
"He pulls out, and I stop him, sucking the tip of him, all greed, as though it might end if I let him go."
Part 8 in @gdwsundial.bsky.social's incredible #AudioPorn series is live NOW!
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This is a joyous romp
spoiler: she had *two* balls writing this
You are the international woman I aspire to be!
