Noel Casler Comedy

Trump said the war with Iran is almost over so what that really means is there’s dudes in sixth grade right now that will be drafted into it a decade from now.

Super impressed with a Pentagon that takes 10 days to figure it out if it was their missiles that killed 170 kids.

And still hasn’t come up with an answer. Pete Hegseth is a war criminal.

If you’re bitching about the Live Nation/Ticketmaster settlement w/DOJ for less than 1% of their profits last year and not mentioning Kellyanne Conway negotiated the settlement w/her friends in Trump administration you’re doing it wrong. This is how corruption works, folks.

Climate Change: ‘I’m gonna destroy life on your planet!’

Trump Admistration: ‘Not if we beat you to it!’

If I was playing the MAGA long game, I’d let a bunch of greasy folks in my orbit take the fall for my crimes, start second acts as never Trump ‘new media’ influencers, get accepted by the left, constantly ask them for $, build up a brand & run for Congressional seats as a Democrat.

When Vanky was giving her daddy lap dances at Mar-a-Lago and hosting ‘Miss Teen USA’ you don’t think folks around them saw how deranged both their relationship and his behavior was? Or when he would bring her as a date to modeling contests? Trump’s predation was a family affair.

Of course he had a handful of greaseball lawyers who helped cover is crimes as well. Basically everyone in his orbit, including his family was in on the operation, colluding to cover up his crimes to protect their own financial interests. Don’t even get me started on the banks.

Trump NEVER would have gotten away w/it without the NYPD’s able assist as well. He had cops on payroll going back decades. Men like Keith Schiller would call up guys still on the job for moonlight gigs protecting Donald and his pals when they went out clubbing w underage models.

Trump is the first POTUS in history to bomb school girls to distract from the fact that he raped school girls. I know because I’ve met his victims. His sexual predation & creepiness was a well known fact among the coward class. Not just billionaires but most MSM that looked away.

"Kristi Noem’s new position will not be without opportunity to further both her grift & her awfulness. She will also conveniently be placed beyond the purview and oversight of Congress. Donald needs to retain folks that have already proven their craven venality."

"Evil often runs on substances that help override the conscious mind, and help overcome the anxieties of war. Trump has used a cocktail of uppers and downers for decades and it is no secret in his inner circle. Nor is he alone in his habits, though his are by far the most consequential...."

"With his complete disregard for morality and the lives of our troops, our citizens and the world beyond, DJT is a broken man. He would burn it all down on his way out the door, which given his obviously failing health, I fear is part of his plan."

"If you'd say the US is fighting a war on two fronts these days, you would be correct. There is the blood & treasure we are spilling abroad & the attempts at home to dismantle democracy in favor of a burgeoning criminal empire. Trump & family are the battlefront as much as any overseas adversary."

Noel knows...

..."We no longer have a Commander-in-Chief. We have a geriatric drug addict, who is surrounded by a bunch of corrupt enablers...Trust me when I tell you Donald was barely functional fifteen years ago when I worked with him...He is as addicted a man as I have known"...

Rubio was hanging out with Proud Boy Enrique Tarrio, a convicted terrorist, at the Shield of the Americas' meeting.
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"Iranians are population-wise very young and those who survive this will have every reason for rage. A rage that could last decades, if not a lifetime. Dropping bombs on hospitals, oil depots and fresh water desalinization plants have a way of galvanizing a people."

“he doesn’t want the kompromat held over him released.
Not just what is in the Epstein files but from all the years he spent visiting the many Russian brothels run out if his properties, most especially Trump Tower. He is hoping now to make a lifetime of misdeeds disappear in the fog of war.”

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" It is Christofascist Nationalism married with narcissistic personality disorder and drug addiction, backed by a billionaire class willing to go along for the ride to protect their profits and their secrets"

'Eve Of Destruction' I guess now we know for a certain that the United States was responsible for the bombing in Iran that killed as many as 170 people, mostly school girls, during the initial hours of our military campai...

“Team Trump flew up from Palm Beach after a morning in which they beclowned themselves once again at the initial ‘Shield of the Americas’ meeting with Latin leaders, where POTUS threatened Cuba as being next in his march across the globe. War has become a game to them.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcas

“I’m not learning your damn language. I don’t have time” says the 79 year-old drug addict who spends 3 day weekends in Palm Beach watching TV and playing golf.

If our new DHS Sec continues the ICE agents murders of civilians committed during his predecessor reign we should call him Markwayne Gacy.

Vegas act: Markwayne Newton

‘MarkyMarkwayne and the Fascist Bunch’

If DHS Sec was a DJ he could call himself MarkyMarkwayne. ‘Spinning the hits from Okmulgee to OKC…’

Otter friendy is pissed pond is still frozen, hauls ass back to river which sits just beyond the tree-line. He’ll be back for the tadpoles soon. Spring is near ❄️

‘Good afternoon, my name is Markwayne, this is my brother Darrell, this is my other brother Darrell…’

It would be funny if Markwayne’s middle name was Wayne. (I’ll always think of him as guy w/o a bachelors degree who made 75M selling his plumbing biz when he got to Congress. Then had 1.4M PPP loan forgiven in ‘22 before joining Senate. Ethically challenged tree stump of a man.

Kristi may have soared too close to the sun this go round but everyone working the late shift in a massage parlor next to the methadone clinic out by the airport in ‘the other Branson’ at least knows it’s possible now and that’s not nothing.

I worked on a reality show with Donald Trump and he had a famous tagline he would say at the end of every episode: “You’re appointed as Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas!!”

I’ll admit BS is often an afterthought for me, like the ‘notes’ side of Substack. I abhor it all, tbh but I will say that BS is the only social media that seems to have any art literacy. Never fails to impress in that regard.