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Gonna get a lot of use out of this graphic

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Fair play, 'the mad emperor started compulsively buying shoes for his court, guessing their foot size & his courtiers were too scared not to wear them even when they didn't fit' is some classic, on the nose End Days Of The Empire stuff

Team Italy beat team USA because of colorado rockies starting pitcher management. Weirdest sentence written about baseball in 10 years

Bit pedantic of me but it sounds like he meant he didn't know the tiebreakers during whatever interview he gave, not actually during the game bsky.app/profile/talk...

Lakers in-arena announcer. I AM HOWLING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

this game proves that you need a real manager like Dave Roberts for Team USA because he has the kind of experience that allows him to know exactly when to put in Clayton Kershaw to make a loss even funnier

TV host running the US into the ground is our thing though

This is the equivalent of an outfielder tossing a live ball in the stands with two outs, except instead of a ball, it's an entire country

because I'm unbelievably uncultured my main association with team Italy's victory song is 'hey like from Step Brothers'

It’s possible they did! At least their manager.

A really nice Remember Some Guys prompt in Tim Kurkjian's little note that if Kyle Teel is hurt Italy can add another catcher to their WBC roster. But which Italian-American backup will it be? Is a red landline phone ringing in Sal Fasano's home right now?

the most important night in Washington Wizards' history

you may think this is the marquee matchup of the night but you would be missing out on the miami heat v washington wizards game, two very real and respectable basketball teams. watch this space

Get Bam an Oscar too so he gets something else on Kobe. Just cross out the H in Hamnet and replace it with a B.

Bam Adebayo YOU are a legend for making one less thing I have to hear about Kobe

hell yeah Nationals Legend Joey Meneses

they're going to bring some of the most boring drama in the show's history, you can already tell

new Top Chef season take: seem like an ok group so far but I'm not enjoying the identical twins. vibes are atrocious

more Vienna is never a bad thing, an incredible city

turned on the World Baseball Classic to see that England is losing 9-1 to the USA. This is the least surprised I've ever been. I'm British and I am honestly astounded that we have entire British team. One of them is called "Andre Scrubb." This is all a little on the nose for me

And that's Christianity in a nutshell.

3) Waiting for Guffman (in a theater). somewhat lesser Guest to my mind but still a lot of fun, Catherine O'Hara the greatest

images that precede the president of a college meeting with the officers of a fraternity behind closed doors

god is dead and/or he hates us

The South ending Reconstruction and plunging their populations into a backward looking culture and economy until it was forced to modernize by the Civil Rights movement is imo a very clean parallel.

watching team Puerto Rico is really fun but I do have to say some of those guys really went *too* blond

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Oh of Top Chef? I still have cable so I'll probably just wait for the airdate