From For Whom the Doorbell Tolls: Cowboy Blues Goofy sitting in an arm chair, turning on his TV. Goofy: Welp... time ta transform muhself.
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From For Whom the Doorbell Tolls: Cowboy Blues Goofy sitting in an arm chair, turning on his TV. Goofy: Welp... time ta transform muhself.
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Well they wouldn’t have to worry about the president being a pedophile
Like if you said “the life of an elementary schooler in Iran is worth the same amount as that of an American soldier” you’d get kicked off the news
An opinion that makes you a fringe radical in this country is that the life of a person who is not an American citizen is not an abstraction, and is worth just as much as that of an American citizen
It certainly didn’t help when I realized that a lot of the congregation was mostly there to be busybodies and gossip while drinking shitty coffee.
How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Color Sundays Vol. 1: Gag Strips Mickey looking and holding up a small dog that's barking at him. Pluto watches curiously. Mickey: Thoroughbred, huh? An' yer name's Pit-Pit! Well you're sort o' useless-lookin' but mebbe you're kinda cute! I dunno!
Too stupid to just lie
The funniest part is her saying she would never ask people from other countries who they voted for, like she had some nuanced take about the differences between Finna Fail and Sinn Fein.
Who Americans vote for affects the rest of the world!
top 100 mlb players ever where some of the 100 players definitely exist
i, for one, am ready to let ai handle all of my important medical decisions
THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
If only there were makeup artists or special effects specialists in Southern California.
And they're still grabbing people off the street and building concentration camps and there seems to be some kind of a child sex-trafficking ring coverup at the highest levels of government? Otherwise, though, best of times
Haunted Mansion-ass decorations
Who the fuck names their child Markwayne?
“It is not infrequent”. Huh?! Is this a New York vs LA thing?
I thought it was great! Acceptance is a really hard place to get to sometimes. The jackhammer / piano drawing is awesome.
Twin Peaks title that just says WOIMS
Hat trick of shit
Genocide is cracked. It’s busted. It’s cringe.
We even got our own Ahmad Chalabi!
people who continue to apologize for the guy with the Nazi tattoo continue to have to figure out new ways to contort themselves to evade the universal reality of “people show you who they are and you should believe them!”
I'm late Gen X and all I'm saying is Millennials got fucked harder than anyone else. They were raised on post 9/11 American media and government and it's just been an endless stream of shit. And I'm not even talking about the 09 collapse. The wars, watching guns shred schools, social media insanity
We are attacking Iran because we believe can with zero accountability. It’s fucking disgusting. And so many of our leaders — in both parties, by the way — are applauding this.
The people of Iran are the ones who determine their fate. The U.S. and Israel’s obsession with regime change is abhorrent.
Dear President Senile Pedophile Hitler,
Won’t you listen to reason?
