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The wildest possible answer for why Brennan joined TikTok isn't that it's for @gamechangershow.bsky.social, but it's just, like, a thing he did because he wanted to. That's also exactly why it's the least likely.

10.09.2025 17:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And I'm supposed to just keep clipping my fingernails, forever?! I can't financially afford this.

28.08.2025 19:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Two Pairs in Balatro, with the right Jokers, is insane.

26.07.2025 04:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got overwhelmed with the idea of starting to collect Pokemon cards, so I'm narrowing my focus to collecting Tauros, Riolu, Lucario, and Eevee. Not the Eeveelutions, just the Eevees. I'm happy with this decision.

27.06.2025 20:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just popped 4x 200mg Ibuprofen because liver's aren't real and the gym made me sore - ask me anything.

25.06.2025 01:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Almost 2 months sober from alcohol and I've finally started hitting the gym this week. Made it through the first 3 days, so the schedule resets tomorrow!

Shout-out to m @dimension20.bsky.social for keeping me focused on the treadmill, and giving me something to watch when the drinking urges hit.

24.06.2025 13:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"A debt collector wants to speak with you." I bet. I'm a delight.

05.06.2025 23:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I managed to miss that one, but I do want to play it!

04.06.2025 22:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I started playing through this again yesterday, right after being Arceus, and I don't think I've even made it into the school.

04.06.2025 19:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This is my folks, if they could time travel and go back to when I was adopted.

31.05.2025 02:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I spent the last 4 hours playing Repo. 10/10 would do it again.

24.05.2025 02:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Adventures in quitting drinking: Day 19. I understood a squirrel today. I also forgot my phone when I was in the shower but I just showered without music, anyway. I'm either evolving or turning into a monster.

16.05.2025 19:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quitting drinking is wild because you just chase dopamine wherever you can find it. I've organized and swapped 3 cabinets today because I wanted my coffee pot five feet in a different direction. All of my laundry and dishes are done. My place has never been cleaner.

09.05.2025 17:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn't declare for the Pope draft, but I'm really hoping they picked me. Gonna make some big changes. First, I'll have to become Catholic.

08.05.2025 16:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Never played Oblivion before, but the remaster should be waiting for me when I get home.

24.04.2025 22:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"You worry about conversations more than you should" was said to me tonight and I'm afraid it broke me in a way I wasn't expecting.

19.04.2025 03:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of my new favorite things to do is message Noah Kahan on Instagram and let him know the status of Open Mic. I haven't let him know about video game night yet, but I will, soon.

17.04.2025 05:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I base all my opinions about comics on 30s TikTok clips. You're saying I need to actually read them?

03.04.2025 23:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...

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My fingers look like this so her's can look like that.

07.03.2025 23:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

11yo is playing in her room and I just heard, "I am time. I am all of existence!" and I am absolutely not going in there to see what she's doing.

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Hey, does this make sense for the song I'm hearing in my head

18.02.2025 02:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think we're all legally allowed to fight Florida men. Before or after the fact.

10.02.2025 03:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Super Bowl Coin Toss Fractures World Into Infinite Multiverses Where Eagles Win, Lose, Earth Explodes

Super Bowl Coin Toss Fractures World Into Infinite Multiverses Where Eagles Win, Lose, Earth Explodes

Super Bowl Coin Toss Fractures World Into Infinite Multiverses Where Eagles Win, Lose, Earth Explodes theonion.com/super-bowl-c...

09.02.2025 23:37 👍 3692 🔁 332 💬 61 📌 23

You can also throw In a "Go Texans," or a "Bulls on parade," ya know. ;)

10.02.2025 02:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I spent a lot of time tonight explaining to my 11yo that we are always Texans fans, but we also say Go Birds in this house.

10.02.2025 02:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I want to live in a world where Willem Dafoe and Catherine O'Hara are out here hustling for Michelob Ultras. I truly want to know that they're out there, somewhere,doing exactly that.

10.02.2025 00:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Noting this bowl is a touch down. 🌎❤️ #Superman - only in theaters July 11

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