the bulging gnome (@bulginggnome)

anybody who follow me live in costa rica? @ceijetroll.bsky.social and i will be there soon!!!

09.03.2026 17:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

the gnome continues to bulge…

03.03.2026 19:29 👍 115 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0

sleeptina mcgillicudy but happy to finally be off for a few days!

03.03.2026 17:16 👍 65 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

laura dern but make it wrinkled and stab people

01.03.2026 01:20 👍 68 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

does this thong make my cock look fat?

27.02.2026 15:04 👍 112 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 1

i wanna be y’all’s photographer

26.02.2026 06:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i know i bang the doodfolk but lately life keeps reminding me how amazed i am by women.

i’m so honored to help folks alter their bodies. hearing women’s stories, witnessing their power, and seeing their resilience and strength every day while doing so affects me v deeply and i’m so grateful.

23.02.2026 01:50 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

musicians’ lyrics:
i’m mentally ill and unstable and not a good person and i know i have social issues and can sometimes be toxic. i will disappoint you.

their fans:
agh my perfect good-example icon who always slays, is always kind, and will never confuse, disappoint, or upset anyone.

23.02.2026 01:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

or something similar.

humans are magical in their ability to find catharsis in someone else’s catharsis. im so glad i also find mine in creating. it’s been wild hearing that my private personal music therapy has become therapeutic music for folks out there across the world. 💖😭💖

16.02.2026 00:38 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

i’ve learned a lot about production since i made ing in 2020/2021, but i’m honestly impressed at how much emotion i squeezed into synthetic sounds.

i made ing to kinda convey the feeling of an autistic meltdown and recovery, tbh, and it’s been amazing how many strangers have said they felt that -

16.02.2026 00:38 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i know y’all are here for my pink parts more than my music, but my EP, ing is back on spotify after being removed for no reason apparently. fuck spotify for many reasons but people missed the album being there so i’m glad it’s accessible again!

i re-listened just now and am still very proud!

16.02.2026 00:33 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

several nips, a pa, a nostril, and then lotsa ear stuff!

15.02.2026 01:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

piercing all the sweethearts today!

14.02.2026 22:36 👍 58 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

i need a gym buddy methonks

14.02.2026 16:15 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yoooo if you ever need a filmmaker with ya hmu!

13.02.2026 01:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wood n bewbs

09.02.2026 22:03 👍 107 🔁 3 💬 8 📌 1

pretending it’s summer cuz it’s over 50

06.02.2026 21:54 👍 75 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

i mean yes but that doesn’t really get me much… i more so just find this situation frustrating because this person has been offering “exposure” for years but now is posting photos that aren’t theirs to post AND proving i was right for not working with them before.

27.01.2026 21:47 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0