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It’s really till death about me and my MacBook. Bury me with her!!!

I’ve been saying for at least two years that voting doesn’t matter anymore.

Bitch in the afternoon kinda work

future generations discovering Juanita Bynum:

My song is on!

When I started enjoying the comment section more than posts.

A box of cream of mushroom hate to see me coming

Fkn hilarious

Spent my first two hours at work today applying for jobs

Lordy there is a blonde white man with cornrows in my face

🤷🏾‍♀️

My girl just told me last week that they ended pre check.

I have the unfortunate disposition of believing that enjoying sharing your art with the world shouldn't mean you signed up to be harassed your whole life

Which one is that? The one who just lost her husband?

I’m really just paying a WiFi and phone bill to skeet and get sales promotion texts.

Oh white shirt is me. Scream and all!

He just be doing whatever.

And I’m not waiting until 11 to watch Paradise. I’m going to bed.

Someone donate to my Cecred fund please ☺️

Ran out of mousse mid-style so one side of my head has leave in

My ass was knocked out

Me, checking my account:

Baby, no one is going.

My entire fyp is news about ww3, jokes about ww3 and a sprinkle of beyonce.

White House halts security bulletin warning of Iran-related threats The ​warning, which was drafted by DHS’ Office of Intelligence and Analysis, did not ​offer sufficient insight and was not well written, an administration official said.

Ummmmmm….

www.reuters.com/world/us/whi...

So Dwight Howard is a crackhead?

"oh, how y'all know each other??"

if i told you, i promise you won't eat for four days.

let's just keep the main thing the main thing!

You’re picking me up.