Meg

typical. montreal typical.

ah i see sportsnet is going with the habs vs. unidentified opposing team narrative this evening

just got flooded with incredible admiration for thomas chabot and what he means to this franchise

“have you ever heard the song super graphic ultra modern girl by chappell roan? I think the opening of that song is just so great.”

— my therapist

i do not care for this wind at all. my windows are whistling and it's freaking me out.

chief tasting officer (my job is baked goods)

you guys hiring orrrrrr...

it can, but that budget resets on sunday so here i sit, on tuesday, still yearning for a cheeseburger

soda stream

(i techically have one but i bought the wrong cannister for it so now i either need a new machine or a new cannister and both of those cost money)

cheeseburger

thankfully he did not

sooooo true marine. i also night be able to sneak them into my grocery budget 😎

due to circumstances beyond my control (my own actions) my credit card situation has become spicy and i will now be embarking on a 30-day no-buy adventure. every time i want to buy something i will post it on this thread instead.

to start:
- new swimsuits for the beach
- books
- mini eggs

went on a date with a guy once and when we hugged goodbye he nuzzled my neck and i still get chills (negative) thinking about it.

i've always said that i have extremely normal expectations when it comes to romantic pursuits

pictures would help lol

been a while, but homemade shawarma with a cucumber cesar salad (with homemade dressing)

like YOU want MY car. you want it because it’s valuable to YOU and can make you money. i have the upper hand here, there’s no reason for me to do you any favours.

why do i feel nauseous about going to the desk and saying “i have an appointment at 10:30”

car dealerships could stand to be 50% less intimidating

this isn’t about the sens btw i just think it would be interesting if you could trade for a powerplay specialist

you should be allowed to trade coaching staff

“why does my brother, the two-time stanley cup champion, get more leeway than me, the captain of a team that’s challenging for ‘worst vibes in the league’”

the microscope will come off brady when he wins something in ottawa outside of a belching contest

hey so this brady tkachuk podcast is not only bad timing for the team but also not going to end well for the individual and i think we all need to brace ourselves for that

nothing says committed to your nhl team like doing a paid, public autograph session for team usa the day before you play a divisional rival

my mom is the only person who can trip my phone's dnd status which is on from 10pm-8am. this morning she texted me at 7:45 to say good morning, which she never does, and the sound woke up me—turns out i'd missed my alarm. she said something was just "urging her to text me". the universe is cool!!!!

five minutes for fighting when nary a punch was thrown

just had my dislike for a former coworker validated through their actions and now everyone else agrees with me. i could power a city with the energy this is giving me.

that does seem to be the general recipe, yeah! i'm trying to find one that's a bit more layered but what i'm envisioning does not seem to exist lol