"It’s never too late. You're still young and have both your legs."
14.03.2026 03:40
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((I was like.... "I'mma do a hot dad gpose" and oh god his model is so scrawny and awkward I couldn't take it seriously.))
14.03.2026 01:50
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((Oh this is some cursed shit. DJKSDSD))
14.03.2026 01:27
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"I'm not implying. I'm saying."
13.03.2026 04:48
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"I'm not indulging your kink born of self-loathing."
13.03.2026 04:27
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"Good for you, I suppose?"
13.03.2026 04:22
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"That was the thing. You implied I was easy because I have eight kids. Meanwhile a cute face and a sassy quip or threat of pain and you're lifting your tail."
13.03.2026 04:00
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"And yet, you tried to claim I was the one who was too easy."
13.03.2026 03:54
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"Aye. Because what I wanted to say was mean."
13.03.2026 03:46
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"No. But I wouldn't be a Nunh if I was so easily brought to my knees."
13.03.2026 03:40
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He immediately flicked her forehead. "Enough."
13.03.2026 03:32
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He flattened his expression.
"I'm a Nuhn. I'm not monogamous."
13.03.2026 03:31
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Ye gods I need a drink.
13.03.2026 03:11
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A flat stare.
"No I do not."
13.03.2026 03:11
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"In what way?"
13.03.2026 03:05
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A familiar, cheeky grin. "Don't fight it, I'll only make the nicknames worse."
13.03.2026 03:00
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"Didn't you just say you didn't want me to make you cry?"
13.03.2026 02:59
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He clicks his tongue. "Well, my current partner would have to disagree about me being dry." He snorts.
"And I have no opinion either way. I don't stop people. But I will judge their ability to flirt."
13.03.2026 02:59
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He LOOMS over her.
"Call me good boy again and you'll be crying for a week."
13.03.2026 02:38
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"The constant need to challenge whether or not I'm dry does not help your case."
13.03.2026 02:37
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"Alright, tiny."
13.03.2026 02:36
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"Because I'm a grumpy old man who loves tormentin' the youths." He snorts.
13.03.2026 02:26
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"I noticed, but was too lazy to pull it off again right away." Though he tries to yank it off again now.
"I know I'm not dry! Is this your fucked up way of flirting so you can find out first hand I'm not?"
13.03.2026 02:19
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"I'm even more tempted to do it now."
13.03.2026 02:11
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"Shall I call you kitten next time, then?"
13.03.2026 01:45
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That tail, it is a swishin'!
"You don't know that. I could be that old." He huffs.
"And I'm not dry."
13.03.2026 01:44
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He pinches her cheek. "Good girl."
13.03.2026 01:28
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"If I /wanted/ to make you cry, I would have said it without a second thought."
13.03.2026 01:26
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"....../Fine/."
13.03.2026 01:26
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"Well, at least you were smart enough to not keep it on me and try your luck."
13.03.2026 01:25
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