bmyrlinn

hey guys asking for a friend what happens when the sleeves on your shirt spontaneously fly off like they did just before I took this picture I worry for the rest of my wardrobe

ice cube in war of the worlds

woah dude meteors are hitting the earth but what is my daughter eating for lunch does it have enough protein

teaching my kid to be humble by admitting I'm washed, it's what all dads should do

Long Rest {X}{G}{G}{G} Sorcery Return X target cards with different mana values from your graveyard to your hand. If eight or more cards were returned to your hand this way, your life total becomes equal to your starting life total. Exile Long Rest. A job well done means a rest well earned.

hit her with one of these

a man (me, for sure for sure) sitting at a restaurant table with a steak and mashed potatoes on a plate in front of him. he is holding a beer with like, five orange slices along the rim

hey guys sorry for not posting, became a dad, cheers

we want the finest incentives and we get Lunch Meat, brb securing the Oscar Mayer sponsorship

My Incentives - Nubby's Number Factory run showing a pending submission named "Bologna"

I cannot take speedrunners seriously

the even more fucked up thing is that I got ringo starr to agree to come ONLY if we got the porthole, it's fucked

being told by my wife that I cannot put a porthole with a picture of the baby inside on her for the baby shower

Wow Look At Those Games Aren't They Games I Think They Are!

amyrlinn in bed

i have spent the last 70 hours working on the schedule for sgdq, I sleep now honk shoo

put in a lot of work here, the games list is my baby, unlike my actual baby which will be released during the event

to much knowledge

amyrlinn's face on a gold seal with the text "bmyrlinn seal of approval" written in comic sans over top

My name is bmyrlinn and I approve of this message

15 likes = 15 hydrogen bombs to heaven

god bless the post malone oreo carrying me through these trying times (the work week)

amyrlinn wearing winter gear, with snow on his beard, with a mildly deranged look in his eyes

there is no rules about how much snow you can eat at the ski slopes, I've already forced them to close two of the runs today

amyrlinn stanced up on a ski slope, he is wearing a t-shirt that says "shut up about babies"

hey guys, hitting the slopes! if you need me, I'll be straight french frying the bunny slope on these kids, later!

Amyrlinn holding Roadie

gonna train my son to pilot ruby storm, I think he can Do It

big day for people who want to be stepped on

a mascot is dancing in front of a glowing background that says nbc Alt: Gritty, the Flyers mascot flossing in front of an 80s neon backdrop

hit the gritty? I would NEVER

holy fuck! the collapse of the US government is imminent! at least I made prog in XIV

the real god of war was the friends we made along the way except my dumb ass son I am not friends with him hes grounded

how to eat a sandwich reddit #eatingasandwich

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