Proclaiming itself "sixth wave emo ground zero," the new split from Salem's Corydalis and dutchmasters was leaked by catgirl thieves.
Aided by against realism's stunning engineering, it's an alluring, claustrophobic screamotronica and noise pop experience.
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cover for salem's corydalis / dutchmasters - lofi catgirls stole my identity and tanked my credit score : two crying catgirls in emo clothes drawn on a picture of a mall full of white dairy-like dresses. they are lamenting on the ground, holding each other's shoulders, black makeup flowing from their eyes
EMO / SCREAMOTRONICA / BEDROOM POP
split
Salem's Corydalis / dutchmasters - lofi catgirls stole my identity and tanked my credit score
2025
a dirty gem full of glitters in a mall trash can id let it scream in my ears for eternity i wouldnt mind
"lofi catgirls stole my identity and tanked my credit score", a split ep with salems corydalis and dutchmasters (@blanklymeow.bsky.social), comes out on july 4th with tapes from loveseat :^))
they posted this video 🧐🧐🧐
pushing the boundaries of fifth wave emotional hardcore apparently yields you enemies you never could have dreamed of
rockignized at the weed store, or: a snapshot of life during the Rawring Twenties
ahhhhhh thank u omg :') glad ya dig it
and i can def agree on the mixing haha id like to think im learning at least a tiny bit more with every thing i release and then using said knowledge in increasingly smartful ways
I'm not sure if she'd agree with me, but @blanklymeow.bsky.social's latest EP as moving away from people is their best produced project yet. The warmest compression you can ask for.
Slacker rock and bedroom pop fans don't miss this lo-fi triumph.
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understandable, i dont think pavement cared much for pavement either
please send me $50 to license this band name
bubblegrunge band called 'mkay? ultra!
the pop punk to sparklepunk to screamotronica to ambient drone pipeline: it could happen to your child
apparently!! this was the first hearing of it myself lmao
getting ads for clavicle shortening surgery like just call me a slur already
when you quit making guitar music to make soothing synthesizer loops
listening to the misfits and anxiously reassuring myself that glenn danzig is not actually a martian
john cena heel turn is how u know the world rlly is ending
And we are… THE GINYU FORCE!!!
got gifted a fireball shooter by a high schooler at the punk show i feel like i should turn myself into the police
lisening to #AmbientMusic and making #KraftMacAndCheese oh yeaaaaaahhh
i was born to be the greatest chickenshit heel of all time but instead im stuck here as an emo musician
no way lmaoo, songs about leaving is one of my fav albums ever
ive made carissas wierd my alarm clock. you mfs dont know depression like i do. we share a domicile. hes cold and bitter and doesnt do any dishes.
the first two months of this year have lowkey fucking sucked at least for me but ive decided the rest of the year is going to be not only cool but also awesome yup you heard it here first folks get ready for a cool and awesome year
im the transsexual don quixote of fifth wave emo
anyway if u guys fw brazenly lofi noise pop with pathetically gay overtones then boy will i have a treat for you next month
it took me two years but i finally finished this fucking ep
AESOP ROCK NOT GUILTY!!!
