swirl 🍥

I'm sorry your mom just called me and told me you were and I wanted to verify. So I think you're lying to me

nope!

um actually I was asking you I didn't say I had the impression you were

are you stupid

they're calling her the least consistent poster on the website

screenshot of text messages. The first message is cut off at the end, too long for its preview. 1: "Know that in my final hours my love for you has never waned. There is no ebbing of the tide of my adoration for you. I will drown the earth itself in it and we will all feel grateful for it. My body may fail me but my spirit, charged so wholly by you and who you are, will endure in the curving lines" (View All) 2: "did you eat gluten"

recently rediscovered this exchange with @damsel.bsky.social from months ago

when Monday appears in my dreams I sit my ass down and listen

beta version swirl

there's a guy at the gym who looks suspiciously like me pre transition who is always here on dates with alt girls, including my ex one time. Much to think about

like sorry this is so irresponsible

huh. definitely the kind of thing that gets your license revoked

happy 20th (yes) anniversary to my love @kindafunnystory.bsky.social

from Mrs. Harris' first grade class to lesbionic lovers

sitting in solemn silence in a dull dark dock sounds like a lovely time if im being honest

my life is awesome because my child monday is in it

I drive a Kia soul btw

There are maybe 3 songs on this worth listening to. There's no riffs and scores of missed opportunities. The single feature (Chloe Moriondo) is welcome but finds itself on a song that I've already forgotten despite listening to it literally 4 minutes ago.

Revisiting this album today. When it came out I wrote it off as muddy, boring, and forgettable. On this listen I can confidently admit that it's *mostly* muddy, boring, and forgettable

Sup wanna get into rock climbing

at the gym, cruising V6 problems like they're warm ups (they are)

If you're on injections for hrt, the rubber stop is supposed to be replaced ~28 days after opening, meaning you should and can be getting a new vial every month or so, even when the contents last you longer. Just in case you didn't know

Luv u slurpy I miss u

Hi baby slurpy I've been on the worse site

Hell yeah. I first saw covet when they opened for polyphia in 2017 and their only release was Currents. I fell in love with them and got a poster signed by Yvette

NVM it was too funny not to make it

If I were hella libbed out I'd post that lady from avatar with the caption "there is no trans in USA"

does anyone wanna play marvel rivals im really good

Can I come over and look at you like this

On it 🫡

gaming the passport system by just getting a passport for a different country

I'm posting