Chowder (commissions open)

"Laurel is a fucking mess if she can't take her own time about things" is a core plot facet of the story I'm trying to write.

As a depressed younger artist, my storytelling sometimes suffered. I just couldn't conjure up feelings & images the story needed. Over time I found some strategies for staying professional even when I wasn't feeling it. Thread:

Meal replacement shakes exist so teeth are optional.

Every day he's not assassinated is a day I'm surprised it hasn't just happened of its own accord.

Keep an eye on them, the last time I was with xfinity they literally just never actually closed my account after I went through the process to close it. Kept charging my bank account, took me more than one try to actually for real close the account.

Free message for Democrats on taxes: We will use them to improve people's lives instead of killing people for no reason.

Casual Rouge 🦇💝💜 #sonic #art

Be well, man. I'm sorry to hear that.

A horse-like creature with a wolfish smile riding over a wave while trailing seaweed in its mane and tail with a moon and night sky background

It won't stop raining here in Wales so I'm left with no choice but to blame the Welsh water horse tricksters for it

Carmine for her part knows exactly what she's doing to Laurel and is actively relying on it.

On a certain level Laurel knows she's treading water and not actually fixing things, but it would take a nasty shock to break her out of the holding pattern...

Laurel is essentially in an endless, self-inflicted state of exploitation as her efforts to protect the world from her sister's thoughtless, greedy, narcissitic antics mainly just launders her reputation and makes people think Carmine is under control.

This thing is not going to be cheap for the end user much longer, unless they pull an Ocean's 11 heist every month.

I love the part where he invokes refugees. Like, yeah, the famously wealthy demographic, people displaced by war and government oppression. They're the primary users of a product bleeding money so fast their funding predictions are "more money than actually exists."

I mean you've kind of answered your own question here, but if I had to be generous to us, I'd also say its at least partly because no one ever actually taught us how to be adults, they just acted like it should magically happen around age 25.

Amateur suiterd I'm not sure, but if Defunctland's video about Disney animatronics is anything to go by, the problem of controlling it while axtively performing is one people haven't cracked.

I enjoy it but I would be hard pressed to call it good

Every time we vote for a Democrat we're told that raising hell is inappropriate or that now is not the time. Pick a message, dog; are we supposed to hold the people we vote for accountable to their responsibilities or not?

Hello goodest puppy

I did such a good job fighting for the aminals that I can have a little transphobia, as a treat.

How far back we talkin', can we fix any of this shit

I don't want the status quo, the status quo contained all the mechanisms that put us in this situation. If you tell me you want to go back to the status quo that is a threat.

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

If you see this, share your smash bros main

Floating wizard head

I spent 2 hours on this wizard for nothing
No views I bet

Shit man, that's rough. This is Rango, who brings me joy and silly behavior every day. This photo was taken by a friend of mine at the doggy day care where we both work.

JON.

Jon.

Ron Cobb, near-forgotten genius political cartoonist.

He also did visual design of technology for the first Alien film and countless other scifi movies in the 70s/80s. Including the Weyland-Yutani Semiotic Standard - a visual language used for Nostromo signage.

Probably slow to arrive at it, but yesterday I finally had my little delicious moment we all have where I realized the people accusing me of wanting to live in an echo chamber are the same people waking up every day and telling ChatGPT to repeat their own ideas back at them with compliments added. 🎉