Isaac Spooner ⍟

Diagnosed with Long Distance Cuteness Aggression.

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

Photography teacher calls subscription software "paying the mob"

One quick way to get muted by me is to post about theatre.

I love interpersonal conflict, but that shit is absurd. It’s not real arguments. It’s cosplaying masquerading as slices of life. I can’t take it or its fans seriously.

All Charmanders, Charmeleons, and Charizards from here on out will be named Widehead.

Comic by pocketss
All voices by me~

promised valley playhouse, salt lake city, utah, 1980

promised valley playhouse, salt lake city, utah, 1980

PWSA’s Three Musketeers is kinda hilariously bad but has good actors and fun action. He did cast his wife in it. Again.

Unfortunately in Utah you do need a non-expired government-issued ID to purchase booze. Doesn’t mean Vance isn’t being a dumbass though.

Can they at least be juiced up?

I think it's very funny that the only Wuthering Heights adaptation I've ever seen is the first few episodes of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

*Malory Archer voice* There’s a niche.

Acro yoga, turns out.

Coworker: Isaac, you’re pretty strong right?
Me: …where are you going with this?

Donchenko appears to have Achilles’ sword from Troy tattooed on his forearm so I’m obligated to root for him.

🔪 Loot that drops after defeating me:

- One pair men’s gym leggings.
- One piece tasteful but nerdy jewelry.
- One set metal DnDice.
- One set blue handwraps.
- One pair earbuds permanently playing dad rock and celtic music.

DC 25 Wisdom Saving Throw or contract Body Dysmorphia.

the stupid 'talent is a gatekeeping mechanism' thread that's going around, three posts reading: tired of having these arguments so i'm gonna lay out the STARK reality of AI for some of you privileged fucks: 1. "talent" is a gatekeeping mechanism that has created a culture of professionalism that is no less of an ivory tower than academia, a moralized proxy for access to time, training, money. 2. being poor means having to make hard choices like: [a] drawing something yourself in a way society would call "bad" (i.e. unprofessional) [b] sacrificing resources you don't have to pay a real artist what they're worth (or learn yourself) [c] not doing it at all, or [d] using AI. “just don’t use AI” is a luxury position. when people moralize choices made under scarcity, they’re pretending the menu is the same for everyone. it fucking isn’t.

no great artists have ever struggled, a famous thing about artists that we all know. everyone prior to three years ago lived lives of luxury.

My accent is on a perpetual roadtrip between East Tennessee, the Midwest, and occasionally southern California.

According to one of my cast mates, I have the most American accent of all the Americans here. I can’t really disagree, but I do find it highly amusing.

digital portrait of heath from fire emblem glaring at the viewer. he is rendered in neon, high-saturated tones

heath
( #fireemblem )

HEATH!

What an honor

October 27, 2018. Thanks, The Pitt.

Within Temptation is like if Nightwish rewatched Buffy the Vampire Slayer every year or so.

I’d listen to Mantzoukas sing some 30 Seconds to Mars, too.

Dwight Yoakam’s part can’t be undersold here either tbh.

This actor should be getting paid more every year it's not out.

Really do hate my social skills sometimes.

Idk man it was just so profound to a young Bear like world altering that you could be a cool and kind guy like eliwood even though nobody likes him now it was crazy when I was young please understand

Image that permanently changed how my brain functioned:

This dude rules