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All spectacular.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social From the Waxwork Museum in Krakow.
QTV- Bacon Mysteries
I'm going to the Brixton gig and couldn't be more excited. I can already hear the "Jim!" chant.
Cancel the trip! That's got to be the right thing to do.
We are fortunate to live in times when the Earth's destruction by our hungry star is a distant and unimaginable nightmare.
What do you think she had for dinner last night?
Whatever he touches turns to dog shit.
He seems to be more than a little cunty...
Oh, how I love to climb!
To scale a tree and sit aloft,
'pon bouncing branch and
nestled twixt the leaves.
Yet, my fear of heights ,
makes it fucking impossible,
so, I'll stay here,
Thank you very much.
Ducktator.
Damn, that bloke is an utter prick. Keep scoffing cheeseburgers, you vile specimen.
I'm sorry that you had to cut your own bell end off to try it.
I just watched a seagull land and spit out a nasty looking piece of shit that it clearly thought was food at first glance. It shook it's head a few times so it obviously tasted as bad as it looked.
That'll teach the greedy bastard.
"Yeah, hi... this is FIFA. Um.....just wondering, can we have our peace prize back? He's done what? What? Well, perhaps you could clean it before sending it back?"
"Yeah, hi... this is FIFA. Um.....just wondering, can we have our peace prize back? He's done what? What? Well, perhaps you could clean it before sending it back?"
"Yeah, hi... this is FIFA. Um.....just wondering, can we have our peace prize back? He's done what? What? Well, perhaps you could clean it before sending it back?"
Basil Brush flying a kite on a sunny day?
"Yeah, hi... this is FIFA. Um.....just wondering, can we have our peace prize back? He's done what? What? Well, perhaps you could clean it before sending it back?"
Get FIFA on the phone, NOW!
I have no intention of ever going to America again.
He looks like he's trying to shit a whole pumpkin.
