CoffeeCollie

Yeah but I'm not a yappy dog I'm an arfy dog :3

His ass is NOT eating this week

I've been informed that I call myself a dog so often like I'm a dog that looked in the mirror for the first time and saw that they were a dog and got too excited and that's essentially true.

Good morning I am a dog arf

Not to brag or anything but I just busted out a 52 second long YEAH BOYYYYY off the cuff so

adjusting the brightness settings when starting a farming sim

Never mind this is the best thing ever

春が来るよ〜🌸

None of them let you have a cute little dog running around without Spyware it's bullshit

Hi all I'll make a cute little graphic for later. But chat and I have decided that if I hit my fundathon goal by my birthday (May 9th)

I will... *sigh* do a smash or pass on all 2,000+ dragons from Dragon City. Yes, the Facebook game.

So... hype??? (There are at LEAST 5 hot dragons in the game.)

I love wolps,,,

Every time you get a hit post this guy finds you and congratulates you. Don't be afraid, he's really friendly and usually gives you an expired $5 gift card to Applebee's!

At least he cares!

There was an Doordasher in our lobby that was watching tiktoks in another language at full volume and I almost crashed out

Hug me until I smell like you
#ferret

That's the plan! I'm glad there's options like this now

Well FUCK

That's gonna be expensive xx;

Thumbs, a 3-panel comic: 1. A tiger sits up alone on his bed, looking at his phone. 2. “It was real nice seeing you again tonight. I haven’t stopped smiling.” The Tiger wrote. He then receives three responses that seem like gibberish. Someone struggling to convey their thought. Auto-correct clearly failing them. But the tiger can understand the message. “I like you, too.” 3. A wolf sits alone on his bed, looking at his phone. Struggling to hold the device in his two dog-paw hands. Without thumbs, he can only nap his screen to text as best as he can. For the first time, he feels understood. —— There once was a wolf, believe it or not,
With floppy grey ears and a snout like a blot.
But what made him so strange, if you count all his claws,
Instead of two hands, he was born with two paws

🐾Thumbs🐾

For all the PoE fans in my audience... I uhh...

I have Two Magebloods in SSF now

Jinjo is standing on Grunty's Jinjo smasher. Two jiggies are rigged to roll down the tracks, eventually colliding with each other where he stands.

Help!

He has convinced himself you're playing Balatro and REALLY wants to watch

🎨: @bradesu.bsky.social

Cope

Good morning everyone!

Sniffs u sniffs u sniff sniffs u sniffs sniifffffss u

Someone order a deep sausage pizza?~

(Also brought the pizza boi) 🍕

Have you considered that my paws are big and soft?

Here's my PayPal.

CoffeeCollie - Twitch Barking At Enemies Until They Drop Items

Hi. I am a dog and don't have anything I wanna play... Soooo... PoE 1 farming time :333

ARF!

www.twitch.tv/coffeecollie

☠️COMING MARCH 24th⚔️

Start your journey and open a shop when Dungeon Bodega Simulator drops on Steam March 24th! #indiegames #indiedev

store.steampowered.com/app/3458180/...

If people are interested in them! I haven't hosted them in a long time because there were quite a few in a row that ended up being me and one other person playing a 6+ player game

Tenuous friendship built on their size and max air speed

Need a hat that says "I respect women, but fish scare me in ways that I can't describe easily"