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@neatounused

avid competitive splatoon enthusiast, Cornhusker, #1 TZS Hater, caster and runner (she/they) views are mine only and do not represent those of any organizations I work with

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All I know is me and @sapphireia.bsky.social drop pickle facts like no one else

11.03.2026 03:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna be really, really weird when Yoshi sings "Feels Like Summer" with perfect accuracy

09.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this has gotta be a funny ass post for people who don't know football

09.03.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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JAMES TALARICO: I'm tired of being told to hate my neighbor. It's been 10+ years of this kind of politics: bloodsport, trolling, & total war. It tears families apart, ends friendships, & leaves us all feeling terrible.

We can't defeat division with more division. We have to change the game.

08.03.2026 03:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

silly acing, this is formula one, you don't get to sleep

08.03.2026 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this shit John Cena vs. The Rock again, a Once In A Lifetime matchup here

06.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We got a CCA Division 2 match tonight to start off Week 2!

Tune into CCA Twitch Channel to watch University of Houston, Crab-N-Go, @splatoonuh.bsky.social square off against University of Alabama, High Tide at 10pm ET!

๐Ÿ“บ: www.twitch.tv/cca_splatoon

#compsplatoon

05.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kyo is the only player to achieve div X. No team has ever done this

05.03.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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3 of the 12 LCS have concluded.

On Saturday, we head over to Florida to see who can win GatorLAN!

Be sure to tune into the stream on Saturday 3/7 on SplatoonTourney!

05.03.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where's the love for 68? I think that's a fine number. 67 gets all the love nowadays

05.03.2026 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Han Solo dies in that game

04.03.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get a load of this guy

03.03.2026 14:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, we at CCA proudly endorse gambling

03.03.2026 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

legendary post

02.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like the way you think

02.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BIG NEWS, CCA now has its very own theme music track!๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸŽต

Take a listen to a sample of it here!

Shoutout to Apollo for composing this track for us! Apollo is part of our community and is the captain of the University of Alabama's High Tide.

#compsplatoon

02.03.2026 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yes, the Riptide Mile is returning. No, I won't make it start at 8am.

02.03.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rest well king

02.03.2026 03:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it was a service error, I think

02.03.2026 03:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Division X is more wide open than ever before, isn't that great?

02.03.2026 03:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Riptide was an inside job

01.03.2026 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@littlepetfrog.bsky.social I'll take the sign back this time

01.03.2026 22:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Codes for grands of SQ Finale as per usual:
RYLR-DJNV-QQY0-AV1M
RP00-ULN9-PKDA-WTJH
R10T-QLTR-22DD-GPS4
REMA-Y598-C77J-7XMC
RG1Y-RQV9-SHHD-0DH4
RPCK-FQXQ-XBTT-T444
RW2L-TL6K-M708-VYY8

01.03.2026 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 80 ๐Ÿ” 27 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For the sake of the viewers, I have been assigned the match *after* Triggerfish Zones. I was told this was "for the sake of the stream"

01.03.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good to be back. LUTI Tonight is always lovely to have

28.02.2026 02:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'M WITH LUTI, AND WE ARE TONIGHT

27.02.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YEAAAHHHHHH

26.02.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly I'd be down

25.02.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not young enough to excel in comp splat, not old enough to reluctantly play the "sport" that is Pickleball

25.02.2026 15:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0