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Sid in Toy Story is actually just misunderstood #movies #film #toystory #disney #animation
Sid in Toy Story is actually just misunderstood #movies #film #toystory #disney #animation YouTube video by Treehouse Detective
10.03.2026 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
USAID: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
USAID: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

#USAID

09.03.2026 07:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
This is What Every Metal Song Should Be About Right NOW (Vol. 2)
This is What Every Metal Song Should Be About Right NOW (Vol. 2) YouTube video by Andre Antunes

No One Wants to Fight For Israel!

09.03.2026 03:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Talarico Vs. Crockett: Identity Politics Is Killing Us...
Talarico Vs. Crockett: Identity Politics Is Killing Us... YouTube video by Zaid Tabani
08.03.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A Prince Falls down with
The Epstein Files,
A king falls down with
The Jimmy Saville Files.

08.03.2026 09:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Local scout leader arrested on suspicion of possessing child sexual abuse material #NotADragQueen

08.03.2026 06:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I need that shirt.

#TheFutureIsFemaleEjaculation
#SorryToBotherYou

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Leslie Jones Fixes Male Loneliness One Toxic Podcast and Toy Girlfriend at a Time | The Daily Show
Leslie Jones Fixes Male Loneliness One Toxic Podcast and Toy Girlfriend at a Time | The Daily Show YouTube video by The Daily Show

"These toxic podcast guys aren't here to help you. Their entire business model relies on keeping you alone, and angry..."

07.03.2026 05:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
MYTH: These strikes could lead to a long war.
FACT: It depends how many decades you consider โ€œlong.โ€

MYTH: These strikes could lead to a long war. FACT: It depends how many decades you consider โ€œlong.โ€

Trumpโ€™s War On Iran: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/trumps-war-on-iran-myth-vs-fact/

06.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1253 ๐Ÿ” 139 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Why Trump Is Partnering With Christian Nationalists | Robert Reich
Why Trump Is Partnering With Christian Nationalists | Robert Reich Donald Trump keeps comparing himself to Jesus.Whether he actually has a messiah complex or is just conning his supporter

Top U.S. military commanders have reportedly told their troops that Trump's War on Iran will "cause Armageddon and mark Jesus' return to earth."

It's yet another example of the dangerous relationship Trump has cultivated with Christian nationalists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XsORP-VuRI

06.03.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1193 ๐Ÿ” 431 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 127 ๐Ÿ“Œ 41
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Q: Could you tell us what went into your decision to replace Kristi Noem with Markwayne Mullin?

TRUMP: Ughh. Is it possible to say on this subject? Just for once

06.03.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 735 ๐Ÿ” 164 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94 ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
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Q: Why aren't there any student athletes in the room?

TRUMP: ... Do you want to answer that question, Randy?

RANDY: We have agents here. There's limited room.

06.03.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 583 ๐Ÿ” 111 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42 ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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after refusing to answer his question about Iran and Russia working together to kill US troops, Trump gives Peter Doocy another chance but refuses to take questions on anything other than college sports

06.03.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 724 ๐Ÿ” 176 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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DOOCY: What is motivating you to do this right now? There is a lot of other stuff going on in the world

TRUMP: In Iran we're doing very well. Somebody said, 'How would you score it from 0 to 10?' I said, 'I'd give it a 12 to a 15.'

06.03.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 728 ๐Ÿ” 182 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 148 ๐Ÿ“Œ 43
A photo of a sign that reads โ€œNYCHA / welcome to Highbridge Gardens Housesโ€. In the background, a man takes down sidewalk sheds around a brick building.

A photo of a sign that reads โ€œNYCHA / welcome to Highbridge Gardens Housesโ€. In the background, a man takes down sidewalk sheds around a brick building.

Mayor Mamdani speaks at a podium in front of a construction site.

Mayor Mamdani speaks at a podium in front of a construction site.

Weโ€™re putting forward new rules to make sure unnecessary sidewalk sheds are taken down and more donโ€™t go up.

Weโ€™re focused on NYCHA tenants specifically โ€” making $650M in facade repairs & taking down sheds at 40 developments, including Highbridge Gardens in the Bronx.

06.03.2026 23:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 435 ๐Ÿ” 48 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Trump: "We're talking about colleges that are gonna go out of business. Our whole educational system is gonna go out of business because of this. So I understand what you're saying in terms of the level of importance, but to me this is very important."

06.03.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 464 ๐Ÿ” 103 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80 ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
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Trump wanders away

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29.01.2026 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 293 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I'm done with America. We are broken

06.03.2026 09:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This goes beyond politics, and is not even a statement about politics.

Something is wrong with us. This nation is broken on a cultural level. I can't define it, and I don't know how to fix it. But we are tearing ourselves apart. If we don't diagnose and treat that, the rest of it won't matter

05.03.2026 23:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3036 ๐Ÿ” 625 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 387 ๐Ÿ“Œ 89
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๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

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In Too Deep: Josh Johnson Dives Into the BAFTAs Racial Slur Controversy | The Daily Show
In Too Deep: Josh Johnson Dives Into the BAFTAs Racial Slur Controversy | The Daily Show YouTube video by The Daily Show

As someone with Tourette's, diagnosed for 30 years since I was 9, I thoroughly enjoyed Josh Johnson's musings regarding recent media events.

05.03.2026 21:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Burgermogging is Out of Control
Burgermogging is Out of Control YouTube video by penguinz0

I'm a curmudgeonly 38yo millennial. Never heard of burger mugging, but I'm guessing it's synonymous with flexing amongst today's youth.

05.03.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dainty women and their evil handfuls

05.03.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is what @MarshaBlackburn thinks Iranians should be grateful for โ€” as @SenatorHagerty just joined her to vote for Trump and Bibiโ€™s war.

www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

05.03.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 850 ๐Ÿ” 339 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59 ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
Teen scientist's experiments spark FBI probe in Irvine
Teen scientist's experiments spark FBI probe in Irvine YouTube video by KTLA 5

An Orange County family whose home was surrounded by FBI agents and SWAT Team members after โ€œsuspiciousโ€ items were found in its garage says there is nothing nefarious about the discovery.

The FBI are being dragged in the comments.

05.03.2026 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Racist fascist dog killer murderess Kristi Noem committed perjury today when she denied calling VA hospital ICU Nurse Alex Pretti a domestic terrorist.

Normally someone would go to prison for lying under oath, but in MAGAworld you are celebrated and get to keep your job.

03.03.2026 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 514 ๐Ÿ” 150 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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โ€œTheyโ€™re supposed to ask what the community wants โ€” and I havenโ€™t heard one person say the tunnel. This is not a real solution.โ€

NASHVILLE folks at the Sen. Oliver & Councilwoman Porterfield town hall overwhelmingly oppose Elonโ€™s teslas-only tunnel.

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