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@asm1thee

Geek, occasionally makes stuff, consummate snarker... "I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right." 🌳🦝🌌

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An adorable raccoon.

An adorable raccoon.

10.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

I still hope she stays out of the presidential race though. Even though she has no chance, she'll be to much of a distraction. They don't call her Always On Camera for nothing.

10.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 5352 πŸ” 715 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 18
USAID: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
USAID: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

youtube.com/watch?v=tU8S...

10.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 1111 πŸ” 383 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 28
An adorable raccoon.

An adorable raccoon.

10.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Scale the Dramatic Verticality of Grundtvigs #Kirke in David Altrath’s #Photos. #photography #church #Copenhagen #architecture

Link for more amazing photos and information: www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/03/davi...

10.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 533 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 4

I hope she just decides to run for Senate instead. That would honestly be the better move for her anyway.

10.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's what I keep telling people. There's no way in hell he's getting the nomination once all that shit starts coming out!

10.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These betting sites are so out of touch with the Democratic electorate. They're mostly populated by white tech bros (many of whom may not even live in this country) who just assume Newsom is gonna win because they've been seeing a lot of memes of him lately.

10.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Man, don’t we all? 😩😭

10.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Again, 107 days wasn't remotely enough time.
And what changes could possibly have been made to change the fact that a disturbing % of voters were SO oblivious to current events, that they didn't even know who was RUNNING???

10.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the Democrats could have brought JFK back from the dead, ran him, and they STILL would have lost. πŸ™„

107 days isn't remotely enough time &
if the American people saw everything that orange ass clown did his first term & STILL gave him a 2nd chance, then they were BEYOND help.

10.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She has "I took you so" privileges for LIFE.

The fact that she isn't screaming it from the rooftops means she's a better person than me.

10.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Are we still looking for waste, fraud, and abuse? I think I found some.

10.03.2026 10:48 πŸ‘ 4936 πŸ” 2134 πŸ’¬ 303 πŸ“Œ 146
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She couldn't have BEEN any clearer!!!
She outlined exactly what she would do to help people if elected & exactly the harm that would happen if trump got elected.

The country is completely going to hell bc non voters couldn't be bothered to pay attention for 2 minutes & realize what was at stake!

10.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No. His task was to rebuild the country after a global pandemic &disasterous $ slump.
It was Senate Republicans job to convict the guy who launched a terrorist attack/coup. They failed. It was SCOTUS's job to keep him off the ballot. They didn't. It was VOTERS' job NOT TO ELECT HIM! They did. πŸ™„

10.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is big "why did you make me hit you?" energy. πŸ™„

10.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine saying this and absolutely ignoring the millions of racists that voted MAGA, the third party people, and the 90 million people who stayed home.

My candidate had a solid platform. She convinced me and 75,000,000 others.

Stop absolving voters for being addlepated turnip heads

08.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

YES!!!!!!

She went through the RINGER trying to save this stupid country from itself & she only had 107 DAYS to do it!

She almost pulled it off too! She was dealt the worst hand possible and STILL got within 120k votes of beating a CULT LEADER in 3 months!

She can't fix stupid.πŸ‘‡

10.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

no.

American society is built on the assumption that there’s always someone else who will take the fall but voters have no one to blame but themselves.

22.08.2025 21:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s time for the American voting public to take responsibility for their actions and the colossal mess they have created.

(if you feel like this skeet applies to you, it absolutely does. if not, i hope you have a great night 😘❀️)

22.08.2025 21:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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10.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well at least this means that any Republican nominee for 2028 is preemptively doomed.

Silver linings, IG. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

10.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Doesn’t matter what his approval rating is, 69.16% of American voters elected him knowing everything heβ€˜s doing now was in Project2025 after it was released in 2023.

America wanted this to punish a woman over Gaza, being a woman, & being Black.

American voters have no one to blame but themselves.

05.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A 3 panel fancomic with characters from Scream (1996). The first panel: Sidney Prescott asking "Okay, I'll bite: What's Media?" The second panel: Randy Meeks holding up a finger as he dictates: "media is when one guy is chasing another with a knife but a tv camera zooms in so it looks like the guy with the knife is being attacked by the guy who’s actually running away." Within the panel are four smaller panels with bright red backgrounds depicting Billy in the same outfit he wears in the final scene of the movie and Tatum in a ghostface costume sans mask. They both weild knives in the first of the four small panels, but the three smaller panels show only Tatum's laughing, blood-splattered mouth, billy crying in pain as a black-cloaked arm stabs into his shoulder and the same cloaked hand holding a bloodied knife. Arrows point out Billy as the one chasing with the knife and Tatum as the one being chased. The final panel of the main comic is Sidney standing in shock as Randy finishes "That's media." "Christ that's fucked up," Sidney says, "Is anyone doing anything about this?" Tatum stands behind Sidney with a bandage on her neck and a scratch on her face but looking unimpressed.

A 3 panel fancomic with characters from Scream (1996). The first panel: Sidney Prescott asking "Okay, I'll bite: What's Media?" The second panel: Randy Meeks holding up a finger as he dictates: "media is when one guy is chasing another with a knife but a tv camera zooms in so it looks like the guy with the knife is being attacked by the guy who’s actually running away." Within the panel are four smaller panels with bright red backgrounds depicting Billy in the same outfit he wears in the final scene of the movie and Tatum in a ghostface costume sans mask. They both weild knives in the first of the four small panels, but the three smaller panels show only Tatum's laughing, blood-splattered mouth, billy crying in pain as a black-cloaked arm stabs into his shoulder and the same cloaked hand holding a bloodied knife. Arrows point out Billy as the one chasing with the knife and Tatum as the one being chased. The final panel of the main comic is Sidney standing in shock as Randy finishes "That's media." "Christ that's fucked up," Sidney says, "Is anyone doing anything about this?" Tatum stands behind Sidney with a bandage on her neck and a scratch on her face but looking unimpressed.

#scream #sidneyprescott #tatumriley #randymeeks #billyloomis #fanart I don't have context for this quite yet so this is just going to have to fly.

19.01.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, they don't have a great track record with women in general....

27.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She was basically the understudy president for 4 years.

As was Biden.

How do you think we managed to get out of COVID so quickly?

Not to mention Harris is 1 of the only Dems I can think of who's experienced in all 3 branches of government.

27.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jennifer Welsh & Hassan piker are racist.

Black folk be defending that trash lady while she’s calling Rep Jeffries β€œAIPAC Shakur”

And I won’t speak for Jewish folk but using aipac like that tells me something else about her.

Darian’s full video is below

27.02.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 22
An adorable raccoon.

An adorable raccoon.

26.02.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1