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sitting on @motoridersd.pug.ninja's face with or without a beard is a treat (wish i was speaking from experience).

and NO it didn't take me this long to realize he had shaved it off 😌

!!!

morning hole gets the pole, or whatever that saying is ☺️

i love the idea that weyland has a pride erg while simultaneously forcing people into indentured servitude 😭

especially bred deep (like with your long dong sd;lfksadjf)

you're second in line 😌 up next!

crazy how i'm super helpful today!!

i fucked up my back so no sleepy for me for the next couple of days. loves it😭

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crazy im stocked up on both

shump didn't even try but that was ok lolll

😭😭😭

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it took me 7 tries reading the entire sentence-- it's not you, it's def me lolol <3

Maybe So GIF ALT: Maybe So GIF

did i buy 120 amoxicillin tablets from the airport pharmacy in mexico so i can treat my own damn sinus infections without seeing my doctor???

i *guess* i don’t look *too* bad for a few weeks from 40 😅

weeeeeee

and i wanna give it to you 😮‍💨

with a trio of dipping sauces tbqh 😌

ahahah

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pale white body alert!

just one?? 🥺

😏

hurry!!!!

also, all ways.

haha private webinars and you just venmo me the class fee?!