Harry Chronic Jr

I think Id rather take an extra 15 seconds googling an Excel formula than have some LLM hallucinating non-existent math all over my spreadsheets.

2026 is just becoming a shitty 2001 reboot.

I dressed like this as a teenager. I stopped not because it was corny as hell but because its an uncomfortable amount of accessories to be wearing every day.

Me, getting hit with an awful epiphany on my 20th birthday:

This set finally broke my vehement "Fuck UB sets" stance. Blown away (and elated) that Coin of Mastery isn't like a $20 card.

Not to make assumptions about people, but I'd stake at least $100 her "actually working on farms" is a few brief periods between semesters tree planting or some shit. Nobody whos worked outdoor manual labour for more than a couple months speaks like this.

Church was boring.

This is true if you dislike flavor.

I could see that. Ive seen more than one dude using Sherman as a pfp, though. I just think for performatively "anti-racist" dipshits racism against certain races is more aesthetically palatable.

Same breed of assholes with a William Sherman pfp who lionize him as some kind of champion for anti-racism without bothering to look into what he got up to the moment the civil war ended.

Once got drunk with someone who, years ago, was in Pierres inner circle. I have it on good authority all the worst shit you suspect about this dude is probably true.

Trump frequently talks about annexing Canada, meanwhile our shithead Prime Minister gleefully backs him in whatever conflict he ramps up.

I dunno man, I think its perfectly normal for Canadians to freak out about American politics.

One other dude at his party who looks like hed rather be anywhere else.

I think your wife is trying to torpedo your political career, my man.

People arent "worried", you condescending shit. We're fucking angry. A full-on Nazi is at the helm of the most powerful nation on earth and youre out here giving oxygen to another Nazi. Just retract and apologize. Jesus.

Ma'am, that boy is a Nazi.

Theyre about a week away from pivoting to "pedophilia is good, actually" so why the fuck would they even need a distraction.

"Iran-related hostilities"? Is this a fucking joke?

Right. It also ends on a beautiful high note - the protagonist beaming with patriotic pride when he has to pay a doctors bill.

I finished it. It was an appalling car wreck of a novel. Every bit of dialogue in that book is several pages of exposition explaining how that Communist Obama is the reason the Muslims and the Chinese destroyed America.

Yeah. The Terror was nothing short of a masterpiece. Later reading Flashback it was hard to believe it was written by the same author.

*to the tune of Chris Reas "Driving Home for Christmas"*

Driving home on mushrooms

Its like getting roasted in a foreign language.

This only makes sense to Torontonians. I (Calgarian) visiting my brother (Torontonian). Told him about a decent noodle place I found on Yonge st. This was 10 years ago, to this day he still makes fun of me mercilessly for even setting foot on Yonge. I dont understand.

Lol. Dude is driving a Honda that was specifically built to be a budget Harley imitation.

B-F are all great. G and A are both terrible - the aggressive, ultra-modern look captures a real douchey tone

ATTENTION CANADA If* Canada loses to the US today we are NOT doing this cringy “at least I don’t have to live in AMERICA” thing *I SAID IF (Photo collage featuring three fictional annoying Bluesky Canadian posts saying things like "at least I don't have to live under a Cheeto Mussolini In Chief" with a big red X over this type of post} (one last final reminder in red and white): TAKE THIS LOSER SHIT TO THE FACEBOOK COMMENTS OF A BRITTLESTAR POST WHERE IT BELONGS

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RFK and Kid Rock shacking up in an abandoned Cabelas

A friend of mine was telling me about his shitty derelict landlord who was the lead singer of a Canadian-famous 90's rock band. I'm pretty sure he was talking about David Usher.

Ah yes, the perfect way to get equal rights from these assholes is to show them that throwing those rights under the bus is a winning strategy.

Big-brain genius over here.