elias!

In some places, Big Mac meal costs 10.09 and can you feed you for one meal. Balatro costs 10.00 and can feed you forever

spinechecking your date’s polysecure

me when im feeling overwhelmed: yeah its tough but im being that little orange about it

i saw this image when i was in a really dark place about a year ago and it actually changed my life. sometimes you just have to pick yourself up and carry on!

Kissing him isn't enough I need to drill out one of his teeth and live inside of it like some kind of Richard Scarry-esque creature. Apple car

rip adorno you would've loved to tweet

this guys got jokes

Gift of Mr. and Mrs. Morton D. May, and Mr. and Mrs. Arnold H. Maremont (both by exchange)

Franz Marc, The World Cow, 1913

https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134876

in for 2025: offering myself up as a blank canvas through which people can process their emotions. politeness and courtesy. forgiving myself as i've forgiven everyone else. denying myself nothing except for a cigarette, because quitting smoking is in for 2025

Friends should wash each others hair for Christmas

enjoying nature... enjoying friendship... may have a beer. good evening everyone

i knew it from the very first photos we saw of his smile

he sounds hot tell him to call me

eliases only post on their instagram stories when they're highly distressed. rating: NOT CUTE

my logic pro wrapped is full of songs you have not yet heard

sag rising + pluto in 1st house + jupiter in taurus = highly optimized partying machine and good time autocrat

time to go be a nasty pervert (finish my short story)

surprised extraversion is not higher tbh. i don't think i've ever met someone with a higher need for social input than me (probably not a good thing)

i think i won

what crowd

i guess you could say we've made it bc we've got haters 😎

some have argued john williams is the everyone ripoff but thats not a can of worms im willing to touch

an autistic guy who wants to get into football but he doesnt know where to start so he watches all of the games from the very beginning

some art i did on my walks

classic alexander banger

Panic attacks are not ensouled so if you just keep walking around for long enough eventually it loses heart and can't keep up with you #LifeProTips Just take a walk

helloes