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ISLAND PRESIDENT is a webcomic about the world's dumbest egomaniac trying to survive on a desert island. Also on Instagram: @island_president

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Island President is fuming! He says "I'm still mad about it! I can't believe that guy called me a PEDOPHILE PROTECTOR!!!" (He gives the middle finger when he says that part.) The monkey offers "At least he didn't call you a PEDOPHILE" and Island President panics, asking "WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD????"

Island President is fuming! He says "I'm still mad about it! I can't believe that guy called me a PEDOPHILE PROTECTOR!!!" (He gives the middle finger when he says that part.) The monkey offers "At least he didn't call you a PEDOPHILE" and Island President panics, asking "WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD????"

Oh no, Island President is back.

16.01.2026 16:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Island President is mansplaining to the monkey. He says, "...so what I did with my cabinet is, whatever someone does, I put them in charge of the opposite thing!" The monkey asks, "For example?" Island President continues, "Like, a dumb person would be Secretary of Education, or someone whose business wrecks the environment could be Secretary of the Interior...and like, a guy who doesn't know anything about medicine would head up the Department of Health..." The monkey has a revelation. "Oh, I get it..." he says. "...I could be Secretary of NOT Pooping in Your Ear While You Sleep!" Island President is grossed out by this thought

Island President is mansplaining to the monkey. He says, "...so what I did with my cabinet is, whatever someone does, I put them in charge of the opposite thing!" The monkey asks, "For example?" Island President continues, "Like, a dumb person would be Secretary of Education, or someone whose business wrecks the environment could be Secretary of the Interior...and like, a guy who doesn't know anything about medicine would head up the Department of Health..." The monkey has a revelation. "Oh, I get it..." he says. "...I could be Secretary of NOT Pooping in Your Ear While You Sleep!" Island President is grossed out by this thought

Island President 025

01.04.2025 14:01 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Island President, the huge moron, is surveying the island while the monkey watches. IP: "I could build a golf course right here...and I could build a hotel here, and a casino over there..." Monkey: "Or you could build a raft and get off this island." IP: "Are you kidding?" IP: "I don't know how to build for REAL!"

Island President, the huge moron, is surveying the island while the monkey watches. IP: "I could build a golf course right here...and I could build a hotel here, and a casino over there..." Monkey: "Or you could build a raft and get off this island." IP: "Are you kidding?" IP: "I don't know how to build for REAL!"

Island President 024

18.03.2025 16:32 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
This is the 23rd Island President cartoon! He is praying and says "Okay God, level with me. I don't know what's going on back home...please tell me, has my wife moved on?" God says: "Dude, she moved on eighteen years ago when she gave birth to your youngest son, who was actually fathered by her bodyguard." Island President is shocked by this news! God says, "Oh, my bad. I thought everyone knew that."

This is the 23rd Island President cartoon! He is praying and says "Okay God, level with me. I don't know what's going on back home...please tell me, has my wife moved on?" God says: "Dude, she moved on eighteen years ago when she gave birth to your youngest son, who was actually fathered by her bodyguard." Island President is shocked by this news! God says, "Oh, my bad. I thought everyone knew that."

Island President 023

11.03.2025 15:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I don't know that I can properly express how much this guy sucks. This might be the most "true" Island President cartoon yet: no matter what happens or what he does, how many people he bullies into kissing his ass, I can promise you that he'll never know true happiness for the rest of his life. ANYWAY: Island President says to the monkey, "I think this island is haunted." "What makes you say that?" asks the monkey. "Some people are saying there's this spooky noise coming from the beach late at night. So if you hear anything weird in the middle of the night, that's what it is. Just a very scary ghost." We cut to the following night. Island President is lying in the fetal position on the beach, sobbing: "Booooo hoo hoo...sniff...booooooo hoooo." Like I said, he sucks.

I don't know that I can properly express how much this guy sucks. This might be the most "true" Island President cartoon yet: no matter what happens or what he does, how many people he bullies into kissing his ass, I can promise you that he'll never know true happiness for the rest of his life. ANYWAY: Island President says to the monkey, "I think this island is haunted." "What makes you say that?" asks the monkey. "Some people are saying there's this spooky noise coming from the beach late at night. So if you hear anything weird in the middle of the night, that's what it is. Just a very scary ghost." We cut to the following night. Island President is lying in the fetal position on the beach, sobbing: "Booooo hoo hoo...sniff...booooooo hoooo." Like I said, he sucks.

Island President 022

27.02.2025 14:51 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
God is talking to Island President. He says: "When you were president, you went after the trans people, the gay people, the immigrants...Didn't you ever consider HELPING any vulnerable minorities instead?" Island President is offended. He goes, "Of course I did!" "I issued an executive order naming INCELS a protected class!"

God is talking to Island President. He says: "When you were president, you went after the trans people, the gay people, the immigrants...Didn't you ever consider HELPING any vulnerable minorities instead?" Island President is offended. He goes, "Of course I did!" "I issued an executive order naming INCELS a protected class!"

Island President 021.
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19.02.2025 22:02 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Island President is (yikes!) taking of his shirt. He says to the monkey, "I need you to paint my portrait." Posing bare-chested, with his pale flabby gut out for all to see, IP says "Make me look badass, like that one where I'm in a boxing ring, or like riding a tiger. Or maybe that one where I'm telling Jesus not to be so weak on crime." In the last panel, we see the monkey's painting; it's exactly the same artwork as the previous panel. Should I tell you know that seeing Island President's nipples is really disturbing? Well it is. Anyway, Island President is unhappy with this painting and he yells, "Are you kidding? This doesn't look anything like me!"

Island President is (yikes!) taking of his shirt. He says to the monkey, "I need you to paint my portrait." Posing bare-chested, with his pale flabby gut out for all to see, IP says "Make me look badass, like that one where I'm in a boxing ring, or like riding a tiger. Or maybe that one where I'm telling Jesus not to be so weak on crime." In the last panel, we see the monkey's painting; it's exactly the same artwork as the previous panel. Should I tell you know that seeing Island President's nipples is really disturbing? Well it is. Anyway, Island President is unhappy with this painting and he yells, "Are you kidding? This doesn't look anything like me!"

Island President 020

18.02.2025 18:04 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Okay, this one will take a little explaining. Island President is "watching" the fake TV set he built out of bamboo and coconuts. There's a bird inside it, so naturally he thinks the bird is appearing on the (non-existent) screen. Island President says, "Let's see what they're saying about me on the television today..." The bird goes, "CHEEP CHEEP." Island President is outraged and shouts, "How dare you!" while throwing his shoe at the fake TV. The bird flies away, leaving his own shoe in its place. Island President says, "What else is on? Ohh, shoes!"

Okay, this one will take a little explaining. Island President is "watching" the fake TV set he built out of bamboo and coconuts. There's a bird inside it, so naturally he thinks the bird is appearing on the (non-existent) screen. Island President says, "Let's see what they're saying about me on the television today..." The bird goes, "CHEEP CHEEP." Island President is outraged and shouts, "How dare you!" while throwing his shoe at the fake TV. The bird flies away, leaving his own shoe in its place. Island President says, "What else is on? Ohh, shoes!"

Island President 019

14.02.2025 20:27 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Island President is complaining again. He's like: "The liberal media, they treated me very unfairly. They said I'm a nazi! Outrageous! I'm not a NAZI!" Then he proudly proclaims, "...I'm a nazi SYMPATHIZER." This guy sucks beyond belief.

Island President is complaining again. He's like: "The liberal media, they treated me very unfairly. They said I'm a nazi! Outrageous! I'm not a NAZI!" Then he proudly proclaims, "...I'm a nazi SYMPATHIZER." This guy sucks beyond belief.

Island President 018

13.02.2025 16:08 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Island President says: "You should've seen my inauguration! All the biggest stars were there, big stars like the VILLAGE PEOPLE and that racist country singer. And so many people! Everyone says it was the biggest crowd ever." He concludes by adding, "Not too bad for a guy who hasn't been able to get an erection in thirty years, huh?"

Island President says: "You should've seen my inauguration! All the biggest stars were there, big stars like the VILLAGE PEOPLE and that racist country singer. And so many people! Everyone says it was the biggest crowd ever." He concludes by adding, "Not too bad for a guy who hasn't been able to get an erection in thirty years, huh?"

Island President 017

12.02.2025 19:49 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

We would all be better off that were the real version.

11.02.2025 16:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
How stupid is this guy? Island President shows off his latest creation to the monkey, saying "Look! I build a television set out of coconuts and bamboo! I learned this on 'Gilligan's Island.'" It's not a TV set, it's just a box with some fake knobs and stuff. The back is open. The monkey says, "I don't know what that is." IP plugs the cord (a vine) into a knothole on a nearby tree. When he looks back at the set, there's an island fox poking his head into the box so it looks like he's on the "screen." Island President, moron that he is, considers this a success. He happily exclaims, "Fox News!"

How stupid is this guy? Island President shows off his latest creation to the monkey, saying "Look! I build a television set out of coconuts and bamboo! I learned this on 'Gilligan's Island.'" It's not a TV set, it's just a box with some fake knobs and stuff. The back is open. The monkey says, "I don't know what that is." IP plugs the cord (a vine) into a knothole on a nearby tree. When he looks back at the set, there's an island fox poking his head into the box so it looks like he's on the "screen." Island President, moron that he is, considers this a success. He happily exclaims, "Fox News!"

Island President 016

11.02.2025 16:23 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Ok, this is the Christmas one. Island President is sitting on the beach at night and he hears sleigh bells. He sees santa and the reindeer flying overhead and he's like "Santa Claus! It must be Christmas!" Then there's a present on the beach. IP is excited. "GASP! A present! For me?" He opens it and there's just a note inside that says "YOU STINK." Island President is not happy about that.

Ok, this is the Christmas one. Island President is sitting on the beach at night and he hears sleigh bells. He sees santa and the reindeer flying overhead and he's like "Santa Claus! It must be Christmas!" Then there's a present on the beach. IP is excited. "GASP! A present! For me?" He opens it and there's just a note inside that says "YOU STINK." Island President is not happy about that.

Island President 015

10.02.2025 15:20 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Island President goes, "I'm leaving this dump!" The monkey goes, "Ok." Then Island President is all, "See, I heard about this guy Jesus Christ, and he could walk on water and he wasn't even president of the U.S.!" Island President starts to walk into the ocean. He goes, "Anything Jesus can do, I can do twice as good! Later, sucker!" Then a minute later, he's walking back onto the island with a big shark chomping on his fat ass. Island President goes, "Don't ask."

Island President goes, "I'm leaving this dump!" The monkey goes, "Ok." Then Island President is all, "See, I heard about this guy Jesus Christ, and he could walk on water and he wasn't even president of the U.S.!" Island President starts to walk into the ocean. He goes, "Anything Jesus can do, I can do twice as good! Later, sucker!" Then a minute later, he's walking back onto the island with a big shark chomping on his fat ass. Island President goes, "Don't ask."

Island President 014

07.02.2025 14:11 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Island President is laying on the sand like a fat beached whale. The monkey asks, "What are you doing?" IP says: "Can't move. I need to save my energy! You see, the human body is like a battery; it only contains a finite amount of energy and when you use it all up, you're done!" The monkey says, "Well, I'm a monkey...and even I know that's some crazy bullshit."

Island President is laying on the sand like a fat beached whale. The monkey asks, "What are you doing?" IP says: "Can't move. I need to save my energy! You see, the human body is like a battery; it only contains a finite amount of energy and when you use it all up, you're done!" The monkey says, "Well, I'm a monkey...and even I know that's some crazy bullshit."

Island President 013

06.02.2025 17:03 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Figuratively, there's little question it will be. Literally, I'm not so sure (yet).

05.02.2025 18:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Okay, this is another good one. A castaway in torn clothes and a "MAGA" ball cap has washed up on the beach. He says "Land at last! I've been lost at sea for months. I never thought I'd see another person again." In the next panel he's kissing Island President's ring and saying, "And...it's you! Mister President, you're my hero! I bought all your merchandise! I voted for you nine times!" Island President gets that real dumb grin on his face--you've seen it in pictures before--and pats the dude on the back, saying "Believe me, friend, I'm glad to see you, too!" In the final panel we see that Island President has murdered the new castaway and is eating his leg to survive. (FUN FACT: I considered showing the new guy being cooked over a fire but there is no way a huge dum-dum like Island President would know how to build one)

Okay, this is another good one. A castaway in torn clothes and a "MAGA" ball cap has washed up on the beach. He says "Land at last! I've been lost at sea for months. I never thought I'd see another person again." In the next panel he's kissing Island President's ring and saying, "And...it's you! Mister President, you're my hero! I bought all your merchandise! I voted for you nine times!" Island President gets that real dumb grin on his face--you've seen it in pictures before--and pats the dude on the back, saying "Believe me, friend, I'm glad to see you, too!" In the final panel we see that Island President has murdered the new castaway and is eating his leg to survive. (FUN FACT: I considered showing the new guy being cooked over a fire but there is no way a huge dum-dum like Island President would know how to build one)

Island President 012

05.02.2025 14:17 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Island President walks by, proclaiming "Lock up all the immigrants!" The monkey points out, "You're the immigrant HERE." IP looks thoughtful (well, for him, anyway), and notes "Hmm...I never looked at it that way," before adding, "...and I don't plan to!" What a schmuck.

Island President walks by, proclaiming "Lock up all the immigrants!" The monkey points out, "You're the immigrant HERE." IP looks thoughtful (well, for him, anyway), and notes "Hmm...I never looked at it that way," before adding, "...and I don't plan to!" What a schmuck.

Island President 011

31.01.2025 15:01 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
It's night, and Island President and the monkey are sitting on the shore, talking. Island President says: "I miss my hat. 'Make America Great,' it said, and boy I sure did. It's so great now. Everyone agrees how great I made it." The monkey responds, "By leaving?"

It's night, and Island President and the monkey are sitting on the shore, talking. Island President says: "I miss my hat. 'Make America Great,' it said, and boy I sure did. It's so great now. Everyone agrees how great I made it." The monkey responds, "By leaving?"

Island President 010

30.01.2025 18:18 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Island President is back at it, praying again to an unseen God. IP says: "Oh God, it's me again, your complete equal. You have been very mean to me, keeping me on this you-forsaken island for so long. What did I do to deserve this?" There's a pause, and God's voice from heaven above says, "You're kidding, right?"

Island President is back at it, praying again to an unseen God. IP says: "Oh God, it's me again, your complete equal. You have been very mean to me, keeping me on this you-forsaken island for so long. What did I do to deserve this?" There's a pause, and God's voice from heaven above says, "You're kidding, right?"

Island President 009

29.01.2025 14:25 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Island President #008: Island President and the monkey are sitting against a log during a rain storm. In panel two, a gust of wind blows Island President's wig off his head (despite what you may have heard, Island President DEFINITELY wears a wig). He disappears off-panel for a moment then reappears, putting the wig back in place. MONKEY: Climate change. ISLAND PRESIDENT: Shut up.

Island President #008: Island President and the monkey are sitting against a log during a rain storm. In panel two, a gust of wind blows Island President's wig off his head (despite what you may have heard, Island President DEFINITELY wears a wig). He disappears off-panel for a moment then reappears, putting the wig back in place. MONKEY: Climate change. ISLAND PRESIDENT: Shut up.

Island President 008. The new strips appear weekly on Instagram; I'm posting the old ones here each weekday until they catch up.

28.01.2025 15:32 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Oh, this is another good one. Island president sees a bottle washed up on the shore and he exclaims, "a bottle!" then he's like "I'll put a message inside and throw it back, then when someone finds it they'll send help and I'll finally be saved." He casts his message out to sea, saying "Boy, I'm such a genius!" In the last panel, we see like a Norwegian fisherman or something, miles away, it's night and there are icebergs around him. He has pulled the bottle from the ocean and is reading Island President's note, which reads: "OBAMA SUX"

Oh, this is another good one. Island president sees a bottle washed up on the shore and he exclaims, "a bottle!" then he's like "I'll put a message inside and throw it back, then when someone finds it they'll send help and I'll finally be saved." He casts his message out to sea, saying "Boy, I'm such a genius!" In the last panel, we see like a Norwegian fisherman or something, miles away, it's night and there are icebergs around him. He has pulled the bottle from the ocean and is reading Island President's note, which reads: "OBAMA SUX"

Island President 007

27.01.2025 17:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh boy, this is a good one. Island president is despairing: "How can I survive with no fresh water anywhere on this island?" he asks. "Looks like I, the president of the United States, will have to drink my own urine. Here goes..." Now there's a gross panel where he's slurping the pee out of his hands. He looks like a total idiot and there's bright yellow piss all over his mouth and stuff. Then he sees a camera hidden in the bushes, filming him. The side of the camera reads "Property of V. Putin" and Island President exclaims: "Not again!!!"

Oh boy, this is a good one. Island president is despairing: "How can I survive with no fresh water anywhere on this island?" he asks. "Looks like I, the president of the United States, will have to drink my own urine. Here goes..." Now there's a gross panel where he's slurping the pee out of his hands. He looks like a total idiot and there's bright yellow piss all over his mouth and stuff. Then he sees a camera hidden in the bushes, filming him. The side of the camera reads "Property of V. Putin" and Island President exclaims: "Not again!!!"

Island President 006

24.01.2025 18:34 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Island president is lying on the beach, looking miserable (as always). He says: "Ooh, this is terrible! What's that thing those suckers do when they want something? Pray!" So he prays: "Dear, uh...hello, whoever. It's me, the president. I'm asking you to get me off this island and back to U.S.A. where I can continue to rule." God's all like, "NO"

Island president is lying on the beach, looking miserable (as always). He says: "Ooh, this is terrible! What's that thing those suckers do when they want something? Pray!" So he prays: "Dear, uh...hello, whoever. It's me, the president. I'm asking you to get me off this island and back to U.S.A. where I can continue to rule." God's all like, "NO"

Island President 005

23.01.2025 17:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Island President is making hashmarks on a big rock, and he sighs. The monkey asks "What's wrong?" ISLAND PRESIDENT: I make a mark on this rock for each day I'm stuck on this island. MONKEY: That's a good way to track the passage of time. ISLAND PRESIDENT: Yeah, except... ISLAND PRESIDENT: ...I don't know how to count! The monkey falls over backwards, unable to believe how utterly stupid Island President is.

Island President is making hashmarks on a big rock, and he sighs. The monkey asks "What's wrong?" ISLAND PRESIDENT: I make a mark on this rock for each day I'm stuck on this island. MONKEY: That's a good way to track the passage of time. ISLAND PRESIDENT: Yeah, except... ISLAND PRESIDENT: ...I don't know how to count! The monkey falls over backwards, unable to believe how utterly stupid Island President is.

Island President 004

21.01.2025 19:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Island President looks wistfully towards the ocean. He says "So I'm stranded on this island and no one knows where I am! I'm sick of this! I don't want to sit around and feel sorry for myself!" Then there's a close up where he looks like a huge loser baby and he adds "I want my FOLLOWERS to feel sorry for me!"

Island President looks wistfully towards the ocean. He says "So I'm stranded on this island and no one knows where I am! I'm sick of this! I don't want to sit around and feel sorry for myself!" Then there's a close up where he looks like a huge loser baby and he adds "I want my FOLLOWERS to feel sorry for me!"

Island President 003

20.01.2025 19:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Island president says to the monkey: "How long have I been here? I'm so hungry. Everything I see looks just like a delicious juicy hamberder." Like in old-time cartoons, he sees the monkey as an actual hamburger now. He then asks "Does that ever happen to you?" It changes to the monkey's point of view. He sees Island President as a gross pile of feces and says "Not exactly."

Island president says to the monkey: "How long have I been here? I'm so hungry. Everything I see looks just like a delicious juicy hamberder." Like in old-time cartoons, he sees the monkey as an actual hamburger now. He then asks "Does that ever happen to you?" It changes to the monkey's point of view. He sees Island President as a gross pile of feces and says "Not exactly."

Island President #002

20.01.2025 19:41 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Island President says to his monkey companion: "What a turn of events! My plane went down in the middle of the ocean...Now I'm stranded on this desert island, no food, no water, no hope of rescue...And my only friend is this monkey!" The monkey replies, "I'm not your friend." Island President appears surprised by this.

Island President says to his monkey companion: "What a turn of events! My plane went down in the middle of the ocean...Now I'm stranded on this desert island, no food, no water, no hope of rescue...And my only friend is this monkey!" The monkey replies, "I'm not your friend." Island President appears surprised by this.

Island President #001

20.01.2025 19:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A promo image for the webcomic ISLAND PRESIDENT. Island President poses heroically on a deserted island; hands on his hips, giant tie flapping in the breeze. A crab is also pinching him on the nads

A promo image for the webcomic ISLAND PRESIDENT. Island President poses heroically on a deserted island; hands on his hips, giant tie flapping in the breeze. A crab is also pinching him on the nads

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20.01.2025 19:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0