things my 5yo has told complete strangers during introduction:
"I can snap my fingers!"
"I have two grandmas!"
"My mom had surgery!"
"My cat has diabetes!"
uhoh, he's so tired!!!
Is the base squishy? too much water/needs more drainage!
Product description:
Gifts for him her husband mother father boyfriend grandpa uncle spouse pool boy lawn guy bartender mechanic drug dealer accountant janitor chef bouncer therapist vtuber
THE ORANGE SOUR PATCH KIDS ARE PEACH FLAVOR??
I was feeling blue, and my best friend brought me chili elote lollipops. It was then I realized they're actually strawberry flavored, and have always been strawberry and WHAT ELSE IS A LIE
WHAT ELSE
I finally own a Dymo labelwriter 450 twin turbo and I can't contain myself with all my silly sticker ideas
keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting
you know when you rub your eye and you go into the eye dimension
The cutest golden barrel cactus, spines long and violent, sitting in the cupholder of a shopping cart. It fits perfectly!
it was still there!!!
there was a golden barrel cactus for $5 at HEB, and I didn't buy it because my hands were already full from other succulents
it's been a week, and i'm still wondering if it's still there
an old man cactus hanging out with other potted cactus and succulents. Old man cactus are covered in a white hair. This particular one is growing very phallic, it's got an indent near the tip that looks, well, y'know. The pot says, "I will survive" and has a little stake that says, "not a hugger"
my old man cactus and your purple hedgehog have the same sense of humor lolol
A giant white flower with the longest stem coming out of a round domino cactus. It's in a low poly Bulbasaur planter surrounded with other succulents in decorative pots. The flower is huge.
Another white flower covered in rain drops coming out of a round domino cactus. It's in a low poly Bulbasaur planter surrounded with other succulents in decorative pots. The flower is huge, dude wth!
Again, a giant white flower with the longest stem coming out of a round domino cactus. It's in a low poly Bulbasaur planter surrounded with other succulents in decorative pots. The flower is gloriously big, like, bigger than the domino cactus it's sprouting from!
A lovely giant white flower with the longest stem coming out of a round domino cactus. It's in a low poly Bulbasaur planter surrounded with other succulents in decorative pots. The flower is massive.
my domino cactus had four lovely blooms!
At Home Depot, looking at cactus near a salesman
4yo: We need the one that is WIC approved!
what kids are like:
YOU CANT GET ME IN THE BATH
I'M NEVER GETTING OUT
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also she keeps asking to watch Mad Max and Aliens but we're not quite there yet lmao
*DYE omg we were tie-dying clothes wtf!!
A color wheel showing a spectrum of colors from Wikimedia commons
once I was at the ophthalmologist and he was checking my eyes and how I saw colors and he said “the thing about biology is nature doesn’t really do binaries, only spectrums” and I think about that a lot
💀 Paul in Boots = "we have puss in boots at home"
I saw a spider and it looked way too close to a black widow, so I sprayed it with raid for like, 3 minutes.
Focus on what you want to create. Feel the fear, and do it anyway.
I'm so obsessed with this goddamn cookie
We can upload 3 minute videos now.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
Omg, please watch it and we can discuss how it's actually the hand soap that's brainwashing everyone. Also bc ZK ignores all my theories now.
is anyone else watching Severance? let's talk theories, I'll go first
everyone is a goat
what if you ordered mcnuggets and for the sauce you told them coffee creamer
ADD MEEEEE
are you also obsessed with Finch?
ok but can you be?
It's cutie tootie and it sooper helped manage moods & tasks
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app.befinch.com/invite_v4/NAws 🦙
finch is SO much better and cuter. let's be finch friends!
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fed my kids powdered sugar donut holes, dropped them off at school looking like that one Dave Chappelle meme
