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The Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology is the premier source of science too real for the scientific establishment. Come find our papers at jabde.com or r/ImmaterialScience and we accept almost all submissions

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Meme comparing Uma Thurman Poison Ivy to a Poisson distribution

Meme comparing Uma Thurman Poison Ivy to a Poisson distribution

You can’t learn how to make memes this bad from a class

04.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a #callForPapers evaluating this phenomenon

03.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For what it’s worth, this works about as good the other way haha

Definitely works best as long as it’s gendered one way or the other

02.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Meme about how Love is Blind needs a control group

Meme about how Love is Blind needs a control group

Shower thought I had last night

02.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Red Line is Increasing at a Worryingly Exponential Rate! - Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology This red line is increasing at an exponential rate and if that's true, we think it could be the end of the world

jabde.com/2026/02/26/r...

27.02.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Paper about an alarmingly increasing red line which is basically exponential and probably spells doom for us all

Paper about an alarmingly increasing red line which is basically exponential and probably spells doom for us all

Bad news, basically we’re all screwed according to this new paper

27.02.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Meme about software development and edge case testing

Meme about software development and edge case testing

26.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Math meme about engineers only thinking there are 3 dimensions

Math meme about engineers only thinking there are 3 dimensions

24.02.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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IT professionals out there, how do you deal with Texans who do this at the office to log in?

23.02.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Really puts things into perspective with the AI now, doesn’t it?

22.02.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who doesn’t remember this classic High School chemistry lab poster?

17.02.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Student being brainwashed into being a Bayesian

Student being brainwashed into being a Bayesian

12.02.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.02.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Glide Ratio Optimization in the Olympic Ski Jump via Cosmetic Penis Enlargement - Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology In this paper we look at the science behind the controversial method of cosmetic penis enlargement to increase ski jump distance

Paper here: jabde.com/2026/02/08/g...

08.02.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Glide Ratio Optimization in the Olympic Ski Jump via Cosmetic Penis Enlargement

08.02.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.02.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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[New Article] Utilizing LLMs as a Data Decompression Scheme

Why send small email when you can send big email?

02.02.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I forgot that if you make memes in ppt instead of MSPaint, you can use WordArt like a boss

29.01.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Quit leaving money on the table and start filling in your empty graph spaces with targeted advirtising! πŸ§ͺπŸ§ͺπŸ§ͺ

22.01.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New Article by Pope Leo XIV! Caelum Non Est β„΅β‚€: Emendatio Iactationis Pascalii per Ordines Infinitatis

20.01.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.01.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would have loved to write this, it’s great. Before I even started writing these sorts of things by like a year haha

11.01.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This feels like a quiz we would make

11.01.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.01.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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RFK keeps trying to submit papers to our journal about red meat diets but we’ve only accepted his Cuckoo puffs paper so far

08.01.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For anyone wondering why Greenland is suddenly so important, this plan has been more than 150 years in the making

08.01.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can any other MFM’s out there confirm this?

07.01.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0