Allen F.

It's the boy! Axel and Dave :3

If you spend today posting takes on the super bowl from the bad place I will send horses to shit your house to death

Train Dreams but instead of going on the biplane tour he stays in Spokane and goes to Zip's.

#traindreams

He's such a precious little twink man

It's Axel! (It me!)

Don't do it girl, it's a trap

Axel! 🐤
Thank you babe for bringing him to life and I can't wait to be annoying with you 😘

Slay, king 👑

Allen and David cheesing in Larabee State Park on a cliff overlooking the Puget sound

Photo of a series of holes through rock walls in Nancy Holt's Rock Rings

David standing on a rock outcropping in the Puget sound

Belated ass post for @otter.blue's bday trip

I'm down for a bad movie most of the time, this just seems unpleasant 😅

Oh no it looks so bad!! All the Amazon product placement 😭

A handsome man kneeling in front of a sleeping sea otter, thinking about how to best steal it

A swarm of fish lit all mysteriously and dramatically

Two queers goofing inside a giant replica shark mouth

Belated Oregon Coast Aquarium shenanigans
#travel #otter @otter.blue

A stack of books on an entryway table.

First day of vacation = success. Five more to go 📚
#booktok #roguereader #IgnoreTheLostBooksTheyAreReallyBad

A book store shelf with a "calculators" sign

If your bookstore doesn't have a whole section dedicated to calculators then get the fuck out
#books #shoplocal #shopspecific

The husband in front of a train window as the scenery blurs by. Very hipster. Very manic.

Eugene bound! Trains!
@otter.blue !

David and Allen leaning back off a platform ledge to their deaths except just kidding they are harnessed and attached to the ziplines tree

David rappelling down a tree like a hipster Spider-Man

Forgot to share, thanks for the great birthday weekend, @otter.blue 😘
#ziplining #ThirtyandThriving

Allen definitely keeping it cool and normal posing in a paper crown with 5 hot, shirtless men dressed as warriors

Allen and coworker Chris cheesing for the camera in front of the Excalibur casino lit up at night

A fancy, richer than me tiger woman swinging over a river in the Bellagio garden

First time and a great time in Vegas 🎰
#travel #NotAWinner #HotAF

Up close photo of a yellowish snail on a retaining wall

It's snail season!!!!
#PNWwildlife #ItLungedAtMe

The handsome husband sitting by a creek and admiring the scenery

A washed out trail that was way more rapid in person

Two husbands relaxing at the end of the trail together

Sultan River Canyon Trail
#hiking #BurgersOnTheWayHome

Girl, I was light headed this morning!

A group of queer friends cheesing for the camera in front of a Kylie Minogue concert sign

Two men with their arms around each other's waists standing in front of a Kylie Minogue concert sign

We joined the rest of the gays in western Washington at the Kylie concert 🌈

A Siamese cat sitting on a blanket covered chair

I didn't realize we built this new chair expressly for the baby grandma
#kitty #thief #homewrecker

A weird, dumb, stupid alcove with a pile of blankets and pillows, as if it were a failed reading nook (it was).

A normal, smart, sexy alcove with shelves and still way too many pillows.

Installed shelves in a weird blank area in the bedroom, supes masc
#HGTV #Healed #Masc4Masc

A computer screen with the text "The trust relationship between the workstation and the primary domain failed"

My computer has trust issues 😶

Photo of an empty dessert plate at a restaurant with a lit candle

I'm such a good millennial, I only show aftermath photos of my food
#datenight

The Expanse is so good! I liked their new book too 😃

A small fire place on a brick patio

First fire (and hotdogs) of the season! We were soon rained out 😭
#PrepperLife #PlatosCave

Photo taken from behind a store display of a chunky store kitty

Photo from down low of the same store kitty hiding behind some bird food

Chasing and creeping on the store cat 😻
#kittysky #TheHunt(2020)

Just filed our taxes
#JustGirlyThings