Phil Lorigo

when we crop a photo we’re does the other part go

Lisa: Heated Rivalry

Marge: Homie, they’ve they’re trying to induce the biblical apocalypse in Iran!

Homer: D’oh!

Bart: Don’t have a world-ending cow, man

if you're in line to laugh at Kristi Noem STAY IN LINE there's a ton of people ahead of you but it'll be worth it

uh, mr hegseth? can I just pay a one time purchase price for the war?

*he sends me to the war*

the only way this war could be any worse is if it had a subscription fee for americans

and brother i just realized that subscription fee is called taxes

yeah I like the the NEWS

No
Reason
We
Should exist anymore

VIRAL: The Don't Attack Iran Challenge

I'd rather die in a plane crash than have Max Landis

you doing donuts: driving a car in a. circle

me doing donuts: getting banned from every dunkin on the continent

getting so many political donation texts during this thing it's so lazy

state of the union?

uh me and my wife's union is fine in the eyes of jesus (happily married no DMs no 18+)

Vendors: What if the movie Clerks existed in a video game universe? YouTube video by Gunner’s Arcade

sometimes you make cringe content due to a corporate mandate before the pandemic. we had fun tho

2026: Ken an Ryu now yell “verizon” when they throw fireballs

this is how my uncle died

VIRAL: The Don't Attack Iran Challenge

fuck it
ring doorbell cam with a gun

Meta reportedly wants to add face recognition to smart glasses while privacy advocates are distracted The feature could arrive as soon as this year.

if there ever was a doubt that companies are
good
cool
your friend
not evil

ok everybody take a seat we gotta figure out what to be outraged about today

they're still abducting and abusing people in Minneapolis...or...a guy on tv was singing in spanish last night

my christian rap group is playing kid rock's halftime show look for me i'll be the one speaking the gospel while spitting bars

sent from iPhone while freaking out on mushrooms

guy smearing shit on the walls: we're smart

other guy drinking his own piss: they just don't get us

siix s=ven

kid s ar= going t. o start emailing llike epstien > aren't they ?

sure you can say these two are spineless morons, but there's no denying they are bad at their jobs too

bleacher report you say

Get outside my comfort zone? Officer, I am not leaving this Chili's