We wrote this fifteen months ago in honor of a certain captain of industry who has come to our attention again. Some details might stand updating but the muse arrives on her own schedule
𝐵𝑒𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑓𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠
𝐿𝑜𝑜𝑚𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝐼'𝑣𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒
𝑌𝑒𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑑𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠
𝐹𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑚𝑦 𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑜𝑦𝑒𝑒𝑠 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑑.
𝐼𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑊𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑡𝑒
𝑆𝑜 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑑𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠'𝑠 𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑒;
𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑎 𝑣𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒,
𝐼 𝑎𝑖𝑚 𝑡𝑜 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑚𝑦 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑒.
𝓥𝓲𝓬𝓽𝓾𝓼
𝐷𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑚𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑚𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑒,
𝐿𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 𝑤𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑙,
𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘 𝑤ℎ𝑜'𝑙𝑙 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑚𝑒 𝑏𝑒:
𝑀𝑒𝑔𝑎-𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑡ℎ𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑙.
𝑀𝑦 𝑓𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑠 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑉𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒
𝑊𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝐾𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑑
𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝐼'𝑣𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠
𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙-𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑑.
(TBC in comments)
Matthew Dowd for "Late Show" host
I disapprove, of what you say, but I will defend to the death, your right to say it (punctuation, is? fun!)
