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Distances from Earth.

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The Weird Hilarity of Grief: A Celebration — The Haunt* A few weeks ago I was lying on the floor of my office, petting my old man dog and telling him how handsome he was before I called it a night. He was lounging half asleep on his bed, end-to-end with an...

What if a eulogy, but 80% funny (I hope)? If you want to skip the potentially sad parts, just click through and scroll to the bottom - and rather than condolences, please consider a donation to the tiny no-kill shelter in Tennessee where we met Greyson as a pup.
www.cheriepriest.com/blog/the-wei...

my dream blunt rotation involves sitting in a silent, sparsly decorated room with Tilda Swinton and the Olsen Twins until Tilda harshes the vibe by eating a live animal

gavin newsom digging up strom rn to get him on the podcast

Post a warning

Danger: DO NOT WALK IN CYCLE LANE with a picture of a guy flying off a bike with no front wheel.

Yes!!!

this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭

I’m now “eat 1 egg roll, gain 15lbs & lose the feeling in my left foot” yrs old

omg lol

this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird

bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET

Went to Disneyland (Anaheim) on SuperBowl Sunday many years ago with the little ones. Thought it would be slow-ish, oh no. Wrong again bucko! Had to take a xanax halfway through because people.
Blood pressure just spiked, right now, thinking about it.

The next pope has already been selected: 19-year-old tech wunderkind "Mega Dong"

grown man who leans to the side when making a turn in mario kart

You should see me playing rocket league. Amazing I’m able to stay in my chair.

"small" is subjective..... LASIK legit changed my life for the better for 20 years or so. Just now starting to get a bit blurry at distance.

ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped.
GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

Prominent DOGE Staffer Is Grandson Of Turncoat KGB Spy Edward “Big Balls” Coristine happens to be the descendant of Valery Martynov, a KGB agent who spied for the US.

NEW — 19-year-old DOGE engineer Edward Coristine turns out to be the grandson of former KGB spy Valery Martynov, who played a role in a sprawling 1980s espionage saga.
www.jacobsilverman.com/p/prominent-...

We recently moved to New Zealand and found we couldn’t bring our dog because NZ had very strict import rules. Today we found out that our pup tested negative and she may now be eligible to come to us! Fingers crossed.

Slow Hands telling stories about his wife's TV habits.

Slow Hands making crass dad jokes.

Slow Hands doling out music recs.

Clicked the link lol
It’s transparent, alright. Can’t see it at all.