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These bipedal fantasies of ours

(Hope you get better. Hugs)

That’s what you get for removing your third leg: being wobbly

She references Sweet Anita, a streamer who was in hot waters for the exact same issue a year or so ago. It’s unfortunately a common issue.

This aside, I’m always amazed at how easy it is to tell who knows who in the Tourettes community, because they often involuntarily imprint on each others’ tics

Purée la municipale de Paris c’est vraiment la déprime. Voilà ce à quoi la sociale-démocratie bourgeoise nous mène: le choix entre une apparatchik qui ne travaille pas ses sujets (et est grave problématique) et le rejeton d’une alliance de traitres. Les problématiques nationales étouffent le local.

The English speaking world has irradiated the planet with its language for a century. Most of us were raised listening to English music before we could even speak it. Musicians even sold English sounding songs that were actually gibberish meant to sound foreign (and thus fresh and hip)

A good conversation ender would be Chappell Roan’s piercings dress at the Grammy because it certainly made a lot of people go nonverbal when they saw it the first time

Every once in a while I think about the line in NWA’s Fuck tha Police where Ice Cube warns against being stopped & searched by a black and a white cop, because the black one feels a need to show off and go extra hard for the white cop

I didn’t vibe with it at all, I found the plot writing was far too lazy for the interesting ideas it wanted to capture, and it ended up being very contrived and tropey, especially with the children-robot

I’m three episodes into Pluribus and I get so sad every time Carol is rude or mean to « Us ». It’s like kicking a roomba 😭

It’s actually a disaster for Europe, between flooding the market with cheap produce filled with pesticides that are unauthorized in Europe and killing our own agriculture so that Germany can sell more cars to the Brazilian… Winning this isn’t

Anyway, an air fryer is definitely not something I expect to ever own. I’m not an air fryer person. A better blender, though…. 🫣

More space is not the option. More space only calls for more stuff to fill it. The only solution is public stuff transporta— wait no

My table was cluttered with bottles and spices, which was annoying me when I prep food, so I put up a new shelf for them. And then I found new stuff to keep close at hand, and because my new shelf is full, I put it on the table. Now my table is cluttered. I have become the 15 lanes highway fallacy

Such is the way online communities go. I do not know how to change that. But I’ve been around twitter since 2010, and what I’ve found is that the only thing that seemed to help was taking a step back and not participating in « online community ». Touching grass is by far a better alternative imo

In online communities, you can block people, which is the same as switching sidewalks, but not before they get to step in your face and scream at you. And because we are thousands, so are there thousands of weirdos. Angry people with no sense of boundaries, everywhere.

In my neighbourhood, there’s a homeless guy with clear unmedicated mental health issues. He’ll wander around, screaming at his demons and, often, at passersby. I assume he has help somehow, kind strangers, but most people, and I, avoid him.

In real spaces, we all single out the warped ones. People who aren’t hinged enough to hang out with more stable folks. Online, there’s no such behaviour, and communities are massive. So this happens. On and on and on. There is no curing this.

I just used my stern voice & stares. It’s my fault that I hang out with so many depressed bottoms with mommy issues

I tried to intimidate a friend into working on her creative projects, now she calls me mommy. Please advise

You couldn’t get me to enlist in the heteropatriarchal world if you paid me. What a scam.

1st of January, Big Sister’s boyfriend is still missing after he left her and their 3yo to get drunk with his friends last night. Middle sister is visiting alone with her 1yo, because her own boyfriend is a layabout who stayed home. All three sisters are here with our mom. Portends for 2026.

C’était prophétique sur une chose néanmoins : j’ai l’intention de faire un fol noix.

J’ai rêvé que j’étais en famille et que je faisais des muffins citron pavot et fol noix à base des gâteaux d’ @owiowifouettemoi.bsky.social . Puis des flics arrivaient pour tous les confisquer (en pétant les portes!). Bref j’y crois c’est ça bardella en 2027 : le peuple interdit de gâteau

10’ bullwhip*. That’s 3 meters in normal units, I got confused 🫢

It’s misted water, atomized when the wet cracker breaks the sound barrier. It’s pretty cool! I’ve reproduced the same effect with my three footer bullwhip on grass stained with morning dew.

I’m somewhere between 2nd and 3rd communities. I ride for the rush but I don’t let it dominate me. It’s a common thing for female riders, I find. More respectful of safety and other users

I’m always worried because they put a lot of strain on other users of the road, and as I said I do believe their lack of regard for their safety is a product of society’s lack of regard for their human dignity. I personally think uber & deliveroo styles of b2c delivery should be illegal

• old school style courier. It’s less a matter of financial instability & more a matter of pride & an addiction to the adrenaline. More risk prone, rides for speed, sensations and aura. The rush is in-sa-ne. It’s a very macho, queer & white community