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@longwall26

Writer RiffTrax/MST3K, mystery novelist https://www.jasonphilipmiller.com

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When I said I wanted to live in the 70s I meant more “seeing the Talking Heads at CBGB” and less “learning the taste of gasoline from a siphoning hose.”

09.03.2026 04:36 👍 255 🔁 45 💬 5 📌 4

They truly want you to believe this shit is inevitable and actually better than human endeavor but the one surefire thing that can stop it is not agreeing to the first two things. That’s all! That also means not willingly feeding it. It’s not difficult to avoid using it!

10.03.2026 07:36 👍 1115 🔁 181 💬 0 📌 0

There is actually shockingly little stinging in this movie

09.03.2026 21:38 👍 49 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0

Oh, this is going to be a hoot.

09.03.2026 18:34 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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The director of Wild Rebels made a movie with one of the worst monster suits we’ve ever seen.

Let’s “Do The Jellyfish”— Sting of Death will be one of four movies riffed in The RiffTrax Experiments!

Support this on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com

@mst3kofficial.bsky.social

09.03.2026 18:00 👍 350 🔁 83 💬 40 📌 54
Post by Jason (user name LongWall26): "Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly."

In response to survey results posted on YouGov account: "One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23-time Grand Slam winner Serena Williams." Link to survey at yougov.co.uk/opi/surveys/...

Post by Jason (user name LongWall26): "Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly." In response to survey results posted on YouGov account: "One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23-time Grand Slam winner Serena Williams." Link to survey at yougov.co.uk/opi/surveys/...

For International Women's Day, I need do no more than repost this banger by @longwall26.bsky.social.

08.03.2026 13:16 👍 50 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0

*I’m* still mad about it

06.03.2026 15:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Check out vintage MST3K Merch with Bridget! Do you still have any of the classics? We'd love to see it! Let us know in the replies

05.03.2026 19:22 👍 149 🔁 16 💬 29 📌 2
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It's Mike's favorite song! Megaforce is our deal of the week, so we decided to revisit this CLASSIC musical rendition rifftrax.com/megaforce

05.03.2026 15:34 👍 188 🔁 47 💬 10 📌 13
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Let's learn some Office Etiquette with Bridget and Mary Jo! New RiffTrax Short! www.rifftrax.com/office-etiqu...

04.03.2026 21:31 👍 70 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 2

if isaac chotiner ever called me i would answer all his questions perfectly and by the end he’d be weeping and comparing me to st. thomas aquinas

23.11.2023 04:26 👍 769 🔁 39 💬 14 📌 4

my main concern is the harm rather than the output, so i don't really need to hear a product testimonial from someone who found it useful. because i don't care

22.02.2026 19:09 👍 167 🔁 51 💬 4 📌 1

I didn't come here to make friends. Unless, of course, you want to be my friend. In which case nothing would bring me greater joy

04.03.2026 15:42 👍 215 🔁 54 💬 2 📌 4

I chatted with Mary Jo and Kevin about our weird mad scientist characters on MST3K. Two conclusions: 1) we can’t remember shit 2) still, we do know we had such a great time that we can’t wait to give it another go!

With handy, user-friendly excerpts of the sketches we’re trying to remember.

03.03.2026 02:09 👍 512 🔁 49 💬 20 📌 1
Two bumper stickers for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments. One reads "I Brake For Cheesy Movies" with a very handsome rendition of Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, the other reads "My Other Car is THE SATELLITE OF LOVE"

Two bumper stickers for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments. One reads "I Brake For Cheesy Movies" with a very handsome rendition of Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, the other reads "My Other Car is THE SATELLITE OF LOVE"

A mockup of the two bumper stickers on a car's bumper

A mockup of the two bumper stickers on a car's bumper

Take The RiffTrax Experiments with you on the go! Snag one (or two) of these snazzy bumper stickers as a Kickstarter reward. More here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

Both designs by RiffTrax resident graphic designer Jason Martin!

03.03.2026 22:13 👍 106 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 1

theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are

03.03.2026 15:41 👍 4985 🔁 1037 💬 33 📌 37
02.03.2026 22:53 👍 36 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

this is one of my all time favorite tweets and if you'll forgive me being a serious tennis nerd about it for a second, tennis is one of those sports where it's really difficult to overstate how many levels there are between you and the pros

(mini thread)

02.03.2026 22:07 👍 1233 🔁 186 💬 52 📌 13

Hi, friend!

02.03.2026 21:58 👍 96 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Let's talk about Pearl, Bobo and Brain Guy!
Let's talk about Pearl, Bobo and Brain Guy! YouTube video by RiffTrax

Let's talk about Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy! youtu.be/6hmUN4J23xs

02.03.2026 20:20 👍 175 🔁 33 💬 6 📌 7

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

01.03.2026 05:21 👍 5258 🔁 1286 💬 24 📌 12

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

01.03.2026 02:36 👍 10846 🔁 2024 💬 111 📌 85

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

01.03.2026 01:32 👍 9636 🔁 2624 💬 25 📌 26

What makes Trump such a unique horror is that he’s the worst possible person to deal with any circumstance. He has no concept of interests outside his own insatiable appetites. He can’t deal with any problem lobbed his way. Creates countless new crises. And considers himself unconstrained by law.

28.02.2026 19:25 👍 732 🔁 138 💬 12 📌 9

Another great riff. The cheese in this webisode gets cranked to an 11. Also happy birthday to the one and only @maryjopehl.bsky.social!

@rifftrax.com
@longwall26.bsky.social

28.02.2026 01:39 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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INSPECTOR MOM IS BACK ON THE CASE! Dive into The Corpse's Costume with Bridget and @maryjopehl.bsky.social

www.rifftrax.com/inspector-mo...

27.02.2026 21:30 👍 86 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 3
The most beautiful shirt imaginable.

The most beautiful shirt imaginable.

Do you want to dress like the crew making The RiffTrax Experiments? We have to order shirts for production, so we figured we'd let everyone get in on the fun! Check it out for a limited time only: www.rifftrax.com/launch-crew-...

27.02.2026 19:26 👍 75 🔁 24 💬 5 📌 10
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Happy Birthday to the one and only Mary Jo Pehl!!! Thank you for being a constant source of inspiration and hilarity!

Celebrate MJ by taking 20% off ALL MJP merch and downloads at Dumb Industries thru Sunday w/ promo code HAPPYBIRTHDAYMJ

dumb-industries.com

27.02.2026 16:09 👍 125 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 4
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I LOVE this riff @rifftrax.com

26.02.2026 03:43 👍 33 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Great news! With 19 days left to back the Kickstarter: RiffTraxMakesMST3K.com

25.02.2026 20:25 👍 81 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1