wish this place had polls so i could post shit like Pick a material to turn stede's adorable rectangular body into [slime] [plushie] [pool toy] [latex] [porcelain]

A digital portrait of Ed Teach from Our Flag Means Deaty. He is lounging in a tight purple t-shirt and his full belly is sticking out on his lap.

He's so gd proud of himself (and he absolutely should be)😍 Art to accompany The Philadelphia Chicken Man: archiveofourown.org/works/54629962
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i love writing niche kink porn at 1 in the morning i feel like a mary oliver poem

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if the fandom is on the precipice of some kind of belly renaissance i gotta get back here more

need him ending the night either looking pregnant or actually pregnant

filling him with various holiday dishes and beverages, in a pervert way

water bloat not enough i need to make him piss himself

A purple digital drawing of Ed from OFMD from the side with a round, soft belly hanging out from his tank top, which is pushed up in the front. His face is obscured by his raised arm; he’s reaching behind to pull his hair into his usual half-up style.

A digitally drawn pink-colored pinup of Ed from OFMD against a blue background. He is lying on his side with his face pillowed coquettishly in his crossed arms and a belly like he swallowed a god damn watermelon. It’s got some softness to it that suggests a surface layer of fat, but under that, it’s plump and firm in a way that suggests a stomach filled to its limit with food and/or water. Or at least that’s what the artist was going for.

The same image as described previously, but with a slightly darker pink used for Ed. The lighting is a little more pronounced.

couldnt decide. heres both

Just Stede lounging about on a hot day. It's totally not Ed's pov where he realizes Stede infact wears nothing under these nightshirts. 👀😏 #ofmd #ofmdfanart

three digital drawings of ed and stede fucking. one of ed pressed and held against a wall by stede. he’s covering his mouth and has his legs outstretched. “slap slap slap” is written next to stede to emphasize him fucking into ed. another of stede laying on his back with a leg outstretched. ed is straddling the leg and fucking the stocking on stede’s leg. there’s hearts surrounding him. there’s a speech bubble next to both drawings of stede saying “fuuuuuck, ed!” the last drawing is of ed on his back, leg up in the air and pulling stede on top of him with a speech bubble that’s says “c’mere, babe”

some fun and silly love making to help get through the day #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

Edward Teach, Aka Blackbeard, from Our Flag Means Death suspended upside down in intricate ropework - He's naked, but the knots keep him mostly modest.

Kept in suspense...

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#ofmdnsfw #ourflagmeansdeathfanart #bondageart #EdwardTeach #Blackbeard

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...pation.

Digital drawing of Ed from OFMD reclining exhausted after eating an unbelievable amount of Chinese takeout. His belly is visibly distended, specially highlighted, and a little larger than would be realistic, because this is, uh. It’s belly kink art

to be clear this is the kind of thing i will be using this account for

Pencil sketch of a close cropped scene of Ed swallowing someone's dick. Scars on lower belly indicate the someone is probably Stede. Ed's eyes are closed and he looks very concentrated in getting Stede as deep as he can. There is saliva dripping down the shaft. Stede has gathered Ed's hair in his hand on the back of Ed's head.

You know the sudden urge to draw something extremely filthy?
Well, it hit me

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

(CW for strong sexual content)

A perfect fit #ofmdnsfw

they deserve to be happy 💛 #ofmdnsfw

i need to fill that mans stomach with chocolate pudding

nsfw piece from the A to Z of Ed Teach zine, F for Floating
#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

I later learned this position is actually called Pirates Bounty
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Found the NSFW filter and all. Feels a bit radical to mark this as "Porn", but I guess that's what it is 😅
#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

hey there. ed teach hair down smudged makeup tipsy outside the club (closed half hour ago) (streets empty) in hot pink bodycon minidress & stilettos at 3am sticking hand up his skirt so he can pull his panties aside &squat down & piss in the alley. bye

(CW for strong sexual content)

lipstick stains 💋 #ofmdnsfw

(CW for strong sexual content)

a mutual feeling #ofmdnsfw

power bottom stede, riding ed's cock into oblivion, making his cute little tits bounce. ed's wishing he could reach up and grab them but stede's got his wrists bound to the headboard xoxo

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Close up of a pair of hands pulling the back of Edward "Blackbeard" Teach (from "Our Flag Means Death")'s head towards one's crotch.

old ofmd piece I really love (♡ˊ͈ ꒳ ˋ͈) just some fine time between two pals #ofmd

good evening to this pretty man

Kinktober day 4: Double Penetration

#ofmdkinktober #ofmd #ofmdnsfw #ourflagmeansdeath