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Happy Irn-Bru Day 1!

Campaign to rename Sunday as 'Irn-Bru Day 7’

Campaign to rename Saturday as 'Irn-Bru Day 6’

Campaign to rename Friday as 'Irn-Bru Day 5’

Campaign to rename Thursday as 'Irn-Bru Day 4’

Campaign to rename Wednesday as 'Irn-Bru Day 3’

Campaign to rename Monday as 'Irn-Bru Day 2'

Every week starts with Irn-Bru Day 1.

Except the third week in January which is Irn-Bru Monday.

Although we (especially our accountant - Hi Clive!) encourage the drinking of Irn-Bru on any day of the week.

That will be the third Irn-Bru Day 1 in January, just like every year.

Have three Irn-Brus.

Although we can't wait for Irn-Bru Day 4.

As they say, Irn-Bru Day 4 is the new Irn-Bru Day 5.

That would be covered by Irn-Bru Day Off 1 and Irn-Bru-Day Off 2 which we currently call Saturday and Sunday.

Every day can't be Irn-Bru Day 1 - who would make the Irn-Bru?

Campaign to rename Monday as 'Irn Bru Day 1'

Exactly!

It's getting cold out. Why not have a glass of hot Irn Bru to warm yourself up?

Because that would be rank.

What a line-up.

You can eat the orange snow.

The secret to a happy marriage:

Something old*¹
Something new*²
Something borrowed*³
Irn Bru*⁴

*¹ a girder
*² a girder
*³ a girder
*⁴ made from girders

This feels like the origin story of a superhero movie the world needs to see.

Irn Bru Fruit Fly Man.

He's as small as a fruitfly, but as strong as a girder.

While we are the best orange-coloured carbonated beverage, we aren't the only one.

Although a world where Irn Bru is the only one is our FANTAsy.

To all the new Bru followers, please send pictures of girders.

Orange food is best food.

Kids TV Idea:

Irn Bru's Clues

Bru, a Girder Hound (like a Bloodhound, but raised on Irn Bru and able to sense girders within mile), solves girder-based crimes and is basically a legend. He drinks Irn Bru.

Who can help make this happen?

Girders!

Now we're talking.

Morning all.

Still looking for photos of girders.

Lost means they can be found.

We knew there was a reason we bred Girder Hounds!

What's a Girder Hound?

Very similar to a Blood Hound but raised on Irn Bru, and they can sense girders up to a mile away.

Irn Bru loves you too.