Ever stop and think about the prestige streaming era TV projects that Phil Hartman woulda done

Love to crack open a nice 2pm DementiaJuice

Gift or curse: corporate swag

Gift or curse: when cartoon characters enter the human world

95% of my job is coming up with the dumbest titles for marketing decks, shit like “You can’t spell Florida without ROI”

ACAB includes bonkers d. bobcat

I hate this graphics package with the custom font based on the FOX logo. Hideous

“Over the Hill” party decorations were a much bigger business in the 90s, back when birthdays used to be so mean. Haha you old piece of dogshit

“Watch all the Super Bowl ads right now!” You temptress! You tease!!! I shan’t!!! ooh what a dirty boy I am. Don’t tell my wife.
Forgive me father

I have vivid memories of a Jolly Ranchers knockoff candy called Happy Campers back in the late 80s and early 90s. They were more cylindrical. I remember an orange flavored one. The internet is no help!!! Why do we even have the internet then!!!!

Saw a framed collection of matchbooks from the 70s hanging a diner and been thinkin bout it. Cool lil logos and fonts. My parents used to have a huge fishbowl of old matchbooks in our basement, wonder if they still do. Could make something w/ them maybe

Everyone on X is like:
“I’m your biggest fan
I’ll follow you until you love me
Papa
Papa Nazi”

Here’s my impression of ppl from other countries: oh I’m eating a chicken burger and drinking a Pepsi max

It’s Trump’s America, no need to wipe

Going to work is so embarrassing. Reading an email that ends with “cheers”, being called on in a zoom meeting where you haven’t been paying attention, two-factor authentication texts.

Covid :(((

Ho ho ho I’m hu hu hungry

Oh dear lion’s!!!

What was Cindy Cone’s fate? Or maybe she just got too busy livin’ these past 5 years 🙏

Still thinkin about Chuck fugger

I have no interest in seeing Wicked. When is Hollywood gonna make the movie I wanna see? Me, A white male 18-49

T-shirt idea:
They let me crank it at the Saugatuck Chain Ferry