brometh

A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 2

I know a beautiful landscape hates to see Bob Ross coming

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there should be an Irish Edition for every video game

He is a good boy

“Contracted mononucleosis during a Geese concert during which I didn’t even kiss anyone” is my most 2025 story

I cackle-barked like a hyena

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Scared, but important!

lmao

"Hi, I work for fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. I work for Fartbo-"

“Oh, if this works, I am gonna *spank* you, movie.”

All day at work I have been debugging problems because my idiot country started a war and the blowback meant that various Amazon Web Services data centers in Dubai are offline due to missile attacks. It feels a lot like this classic bit

@notnotnuanced.bsky.social happy birthday buddy!!

The first deaths announced from the US-Israeli strikes on Iran: dozens of school girls. They hit an elementary school in Hormozgan.

most words sound more interesting when roc marciano is saying them

Look up at the sky, at the dark shapes of Coalition airships hanging there. Ask yourself: is there something sinister in moralism? And then answer: no. God is in his heaven. Everything is normal on Earth.

Supreme House of Cheese
Toluca, IL

YES i work remotely. YES i still believe they should cancel work tomorrow for the blizzard just to be cool and nice

god tier accent situation here

Congratulations!

I still think fondly of your brother’s convertible

this story reminds me of a country music song: “pickup truck” by the country music boys

This is my personal gold record. Putting it in a digital picture frame so I can hang it on my wall.

I asked Pricemaster to price a song by my friend @bromethazine.bsky.social

Once, as a kid, on vacation, I was impressed that our hotel offered a copy of USA TODAY to each room. I asked my father why we didn’t get it at home and was informed, firmly but kindly, “USA TODAY is a newspaper for the feeble-minded.”

Apparently yes!

Ate too much chicken soup and now I’m sleepy.

currently eating my third bowl of it. it’s yellow because the only good boxed rice situation at the store was Zatarain’s yellow rice. it came out so creamy, will definitely make it again

made this today, it was good as hell, thank you!