Sandy Parker

I wonder if any MAGA are having second thoughts about reversing every renewable energy policy they could find. Of course they don’t lol.

We’re “not ready” to escort oil tankers through the strait of Hormuz. So f****** incompetent. This has to be the most shoot, ready, aim administration in history.

Mark DeRosa lol

State of the Union 2026: our authoritarian government is sowing discord, violence and suffering all over the world while half the people in charge are waddling around in oversized clown shoes lest they offend Dear Leader who gifted them.

The stock market rebounds and finishes up 200+ points after starting the day down over 600 points because Trump says the Iran War is "very complete." If there was any logic to the world, it should have fallen even farther after the idiot said "very complete."

Goodbye, Alvin?

Watching Goodfellas on AMC. Half the movie is silent. Better than dubbing in “frick” or “gosh darnit”.

“‘President Trump can walk and chew gum at the same time,’ said White House spokesman Kush Desai.” I need proof, please.

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I'm just going to go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction. 👽 👾

US commanders tell troops Trump 'anointed by Jesus' to start Iran war A nonprofit U.S. military watchdog said it has received hundreds of complaints about commanders providing religious reasons for starting the Iran war

Always nice to see Christian Nationalist End Times Whack Jobs high up in the military chain of command.

TIL: Ratner is in the Epstein files, sitting on the couch with a woman and Epstein himself. Perfection.

Every accusation is a confession

Oof.

“Quad is dead.” Absolutely brilliant, @rodger.bsky.social

The entire Prosperity Gospel industry would like to have a word, Jesus Gets Us LLC.

It’d be funny if the guy is a rocket scientist.

Congrats, Coinbase. Worst commercial in a first half of shitty Super Bowl commercials! Leave it to a crypto company.

Almost made me patriotic for a moment

“Subliminal mindfuck America,” is what my sources are telling me. The actual lyrics of the song.

What’d Billy say? Fuck America?

NBC News guy, just before I bailed so as to not see the interview, made sure to note that the annual pre-SB presidential interview took place before Trump posted the "racist" video. Good on him.

blow up your local data center

Bugonia was amazing. Jesse Plemons was robbed.

a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd

vain·glo·ri·ous
/ˌvānˈɡlôrēəs/
adjectiveliterary
excessively proud of oneself or one's achievements; overly vain. See:

popping popcorn and cranking up tom petty's free fallin' as i hit refresh on the bitcoin chart

There is probably a good reason the America Prospect is devoting an issue to sports this month.

Is that so? “We will not allow our Courthouses, Federal Buildings, or anything else under our protection, to be damaged in any way, shape, or form," Trump posted.

Glad you enjoyed it!

Apple mocking Floridians. Probably deserved.

The guy who re-tiled my bathroom in 2020 said the same thing. Coolcoolcool.